Oh gosh. Looks like a Tasmanian devil just whizzed through that mother, but it’s okay. I’m still a good person. Okay, so I read somewhere that the babies can hear me now. They can like, actually hear my voice. Through all that fluid, sac city, bubbles and goo, they can hear me. Yeah, I’m pretty […]
I’m officially obsessed with looking at cloth diapers online. No, no. You’re right. This is a food blog, and there is a photo of buttery pecan cookies right below the word DIAPER. I’ll never learn. Yesterday on the books of the face variety, I asked you guys about your thoughts on cloth diapering with twins. […]
Weely weely excited about today, you guys. Too early in the morning for puns? I hope so. SO, in my make believe world, Catherine McCord and I are the bee of effs, and we spend long afternoons on an enormous wrap-around porch, discussing lip gloss, organic belly butters and ways to trick our kids into […]
I know it’s hip to talk about the temperatures right now, but I just can’t do it. I just can’t. Especially because it’s going to be 96 freaking degrees this weekend and I want to punch it in the groin. But I’m not going to talk about it. I’m also not going to mention that […]
Well, hi. Would you believe another four weeks have passed in this pilgrimage de preggoville? I’m right at the halfway mark, and I can proudly say with complete poise and confidence, “waaaaaaaaaaaaah.” It’s actually been a fantastic four weeks! I’ve never felt more incredible. I’ve got energy. I’ve got sass. I’ve got rhythm. I’ve got […]
It’s okay to wear burger after Labor Day, right? How was your long weekend? Did you do anything laborious? Or was it more like Non-Labor Day weekend? I’m hoping my true labor day comes in mid-January. I don’t think I ever told you my due date, have I? Technically, it’s January 26th, but with twins, […]
Anytime I say the words, “Taco time!,” I always think, “Make it Suntory time.” Name that movie? If you can honestly guess that movie we will be serious best friends forever. So this isn’t really anything new or groundbreaking. But I’m still a pretty good person. See, we’re full on in the “nom-nom-nom-whatever-is-in-the-fridge-before-we-leave-for-Boston” mindset. Oh […]
Have I ever told you about how I can hear the marching band practicing every early fall morning at the high school down the street? And how it reminds me of when I went to high school twent-ahemalsjdfls years ago? Even though I didn’t play in the band? Have I ever told you about that? […]
Just to clarify, there are no babies in this toasted coconut milkshake. Heeeeey, Aggiiiieeeeeerooooo! Guess what-eee-doooo. It’s a virtual baby sherrr fer yewwww! Oh that rhymed. I made you milkshakes. Because hi, don’t we preggrotons need like 12 billion grams of calcium a day? Aaaand they’re milkshakes. With toasted coconut. This is basically what pregnancy […]
I think I might stack all of the food from now on. That way I can say total douche-bucket things like, “Girl you are staaacked!,” when no one is around. Or when everyone is around. Ugh. Stacking is good for you though! It’s healthy stuff. It exercises your balance, your steady hand, your precision, your […]
