Well, hi. Would you believe another four weeks have passed in this pilgrimage de preggoville? I’m right at the halfway mark, and I can proudly say with complete poise and confidence, “waaaaaaaaaaaaah.” It’s actually been a fantastic four weeks! I’ve never felt more incredible. I’ve got energy. I’ve got sass. I’ve got rhythm. I’ve got […]
It’s okay to wear burger after Labor Day, right? How was your long weekend? Did you do anything laborious? Or was it more like Non-Labor Day weekend? I’m hoping my true labor day comes in mid-January. I don’t think I ever told you my due date, have I? Technically, it’s January 26th, but with twins, […]
Anytime I say the words, “Taco time!,” I always think, “Make it Suntory time.” Name that movie? If you can honestly guess that movie we will be serious best friends forever. So this isn’t really anything new or groundbreaking. But I’m still a pretty good person. See, we’re full on in the “nom-nom-nom-whatever-is-in-the-fridge-before-we-leave-for-Boston” mindset. Oh […]
Have I ever told you about how I can hear the marching band practicing every early fall morning at the high school down the street? And how it reminds me of when I went to high school twent-ahemalsjdfls years ago? Even though I didn’t play in the band? Have I ever told you about that? […]
Just to clarify, there are no babies in this toasted coconut milkshake. Heeeeey, Aggiiiieeeeeerooooo! Guess what-eee-doooo. It’s a virtual baby sherrr fer yewwww! Oh that rhymed. I made you milkshakes. Because hi, don’t we preggrotons need like 12 billion grams of calcium a day? Aaaand they’re milkshakes. With toasted coconut. This is basically what pregnancy […]
I think I might stack all of the food from now on. That way I can say total douche-bucket things like, “Girl you are staaacked!,” when no one is around. Or when everyone is around. Ugh. Stacking is good for you though! It’s healthy stuff. It exercises your balance, your steady hand, your precision, your […]
DO YOU LIKE PINA COLADA DU DU DU DU DUUUUH. I almost forgot to show you this old Tablespoon post from a couple of months ago. Geez. What’s my problem? Oh yeah, I’m growing 400,000 babies in my body. But peep it. It’s a smooth operator piña colada (I almost typed Colorado) glaze with coconut […]
I think we should cover Monday in a cream sauce. Matter of fact, did you hear that in Uzbekistan, the translation for Monday is in fact “cream sauce?” Yeah, it’s a relatively new thing so don’t try to look it up just yet. But the trickster hook is that this cream sauce isn’t just a […]
We have issues. Issues that are large in and charge, kickin’ it root down and shaking hips Shakira-style. The hips don’t lie, you guys. I’ve made sweet treats. I BLAME PREGNANCY. It’s so weird because I’ve never been one to eat something savory and then immediately need a sweet fix. But these babies apparently have […]
Would you believe I spelled Mediterranean right on the first try? Seriously. No squiggly lines, no buzzing alarms, no firetrucks, no handcuffs. Looks like I don’t have to enroll for self-esteem camp after all! I’m also noticing that sliiiiight shift in afternoon light as we get closer and closer to the ‘Embers. That’s what I’ve […]
