Fridaaaaay! Time for something creamy. Also, there’s frost on the ground. FA-ROST. I guess it makes sense, as it’s late October, but whoa-train. Also, how gross that I just said whoa-train. It might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever vocalized (but probably not) and I officially recoil it now. Oh! Name this movie: “ReeeeeCOIL, reeeeeeVERSE, […]
I’ve been meaning to post about my KC baby shower since 1974, but with my lame computer in and out and in and out of the hospital, I was terrified the photos were going to disappear into the abyss-o-sphere and I’d never see them again. But we’re all good! And now I can show you! […]
I don’t think I’d call this a wedding soup. More like an elopement soup? Because the willy nilly factor is maj nil. There are no flowers to be ordered, no cake to taste test, no dress to lose weight for, nothing. It’s just hop in the car, sign a paper, I do or whatever, and […]
I got my computer back! Thrice now. I’m terrified to talk about it because I’m afraid it will send the fragile little muthuh back into cardiac arrest. So I’ll just whisper it . . . y a a a y. Okay so pizza! Of course. Why not. It’s full-blown chilly outside and my belly doth […]
Leeeeees! (said like the old guru dude in Eat, Pray, Love) Happy virtual baby shower baby virtual shower baby virtual day! We all made you things that have lemons in them. Because your site is called The Lemon Bowl. And because you like lemons. And having babies. But not at the same time. Or […]
What is this, vegetarian on a FRIDAY? Such riff raff. It’s not my fault though. This post was actually supposed to go up Wednesday, but my laptop went wonk-a-lonk, so I had to take it into the shop-a-lop. I haven’t posted a thing since Monday! Did you notice? You didn’t notice, did you. It’s okay […]
New weeknight favorite. Right here. Right now. I have my hands on your shoulders and I’m looking you square in the eye and making you extremely uncomfortable. But first, could we talk about how jank my parmesan shavings are? They look like hair clippies. Barrettes. I opened a brand new block of cheese and you […]
Can you believe I’m nearing the end of my second trimester? I’m not even going to pretend that I know which week marks the actual transition, because when I looked online one site said 25 weeks and another said 28 weeks and another said 26 weeks and another said 26.68 and another said GET OUT […]
Mooooore pancakes! (but you have to say it like, “Heeeeeeere’s Johnny!”) Not the Shining one. The Johnny Carson one. OMG, speaking OF: now that it’s October, Aaron and I are starting to put together a scary movie list to go through this month leading up to Halloween. It’s our annual Weidner tradition. No one can […]
Does anyone else giggle at the word dumpling? I’ll stop there. Okay but I can’t. And come on, pot-sticker? Who came up with these names? And why wasn’t I on the board? Because that meeting would have been awesome. “Who all is in favor for calling these little bites ‘dumplings’?” Me, “UMMMMMM YEAH.” The end. […]
