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Friday Flotsam

tailleur / bev cooks

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFriday! (yes, I actually just typed the word. Don’t get used to it.) One of my favorite things in life is misunderstanding song lyrics. Oh no, not when *I* misread them, but when others do. It’s the very best. For instance, it might come as a surprise to you that we’ve been listening to a […]

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mirrors and candle / bev cooks

Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr r r r r r r rrrrrr. Last week I got to say the words out loud to an actual human being friend, “I dropped the Burberry off at the dry cleaner.” I said those words! And I totally felt like I was in a Seinfeld episode because who even goes to the dry […]

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leaves and shoes / bev cooks

Frar. Dar. Flart. Sarm. Just how annoyed at me will you be if I tell you I’m 80% finished with Christmas shopping? Eighty percent! I knocked it HA-OUT yesterday, you guys. And by 80% I just mean with the kids. I haven’t touched family lists yet. That’s for post turkey. The kids’ goodies, though? Done. […]

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fall pumpkins / bev cooks

Flotsam is baaaaaaaaaaaa! – oh, no one noticed? One person did? Well anyway, Flotsam is baaaaaaaaaack! Wide-legged denim. (some of you are like, peace out) I need some DES-PER-ATE help in this arena. I have a lot of wide legged pants, but no denim. And what I mean is, FULL LENGTH. Like, to-my-shoes jeans. I’m […]

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fall trees / bev cooks

Friiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeedeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuhhhhhhh. (<–just going for high-level annoyance right now) So this is the thing: I had a bunch of little ideas pop into my head this week of things to discuss today, but I wrote none of it down. Thinking, “Ohhhh I’ll remember that Friday morning at 5:25am. No problem.” Idiot. I have no idea what […]

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apples / bev cooks

Foooooorrrrrrrrrdaeeeee. Let’s have a quick chat about something. And this is mildly controversial, given its popularity and current trending existence. I’m going to let you know gently where I stand. Very gently and very lightly, okay? Butter boards. NOOOOOOOOOO EWWWWWWWWW WHYYYYYYY? Can this end? How can we end this? It is disgusting, unsanitary and barfy […]

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fall tree / bev cooks

Fffffffffffffffflertserm. Uhhhhh what do you do with the teeth? You know what, let me back up. What do you do with all the children’s teeth in the night? Yeah, still sounding psycho. AS THE TOOTH FAIRY, what are we supposed to do all these nasty chiclet face bones that we’ve collected through the years? Give […]

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foggy apples / bev cooks

FRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrffff? WELL, I was going to ask you all about puffer vests. I randomly deci- okay. It wasn’t random. It was sort of random, but let me tell you how I got there. Listen close because this is weird. I was scrolling IG earlier this week and I came across some Emmy winners’ interviews. And […]

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Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrriduh! I can’t read my own handwriting. This is awful! I had all these things I planned on talking about today and I can’t read a single note that I wrote for discussion time. There’s one note that says this: “no-Ibaul-fave.” WHAT IS THAT, Bev. I have zero idea. Can anyone tell me what that […]

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blue and white dishes / bev cooks

FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR r r r r r rrrr rr rr? Okay. I do this every year. But I mean it every year. September is next week and it’s officially blazer hunting season! Which is entirely differently from blazer season. I’m talking about the hunt. Just the hunt for one. Because I’ll never find one exactly right. […]

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