Frrrrrrreeeeeeeeennnnnnddeeeeeeeennnnnnnd! We have nothing this weekend. (!!) No plans. Nothing. Nada. At all. Zip. Zilch. No soccer. No football. NERTHRIN. Which means I plan to fill it up immediately. Ha! Oh. But in the ways that *I* want to. And one of those things I need your help on, because we’re going to brainstorm our […]
Frrrrrrrrrrrrrappy Halloweeeeeen! Now listen. Before we go any further here today, we need to address a serious topic. A sensitive issue. I don’t like to bring it up just as much as the next Joe. But. It needs to be said. Here and now. The supreme Halloween candy is, and will always be a Snickers […]
Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriday! (<–didn’t see that coming, eh?) Okay, I’m surprised at the amount of people in my stories who don’t know what a Boo Bag is! Is this a regional thing? A midwest thing? There were a few messages from the New England area asking what the heck a boo bag is….what!! It’s just a bag […]
Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsamflot! Do you guys want to know what kind of mini stroke my brain had this week? I’m almost embarrassed to tell you. Almost. I was skimming some early-bird Christmas list on some site, read the word “wristlet” and was like, what? Wristlet? What is that? You mean bracelet? Then the photo a few lines […]
Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-special edition coming to you today! Life of a Showgirl Edition. Are we even ready for it? I need your initial thoughts on the album. The vibes. The messages. The sounds. The production. The lyrics. I have to be honest, it’s not really what I expected. And I’m so glad! Hahahah. Don’t get me wrong, […]
Frrrrrrrrrrrrmastolf yadrif! You will NEVER guess what we got. Never. Never! An ice maker. For our fridge. Wait why are you making that face right now? I suppose the ice maker was already in the fridge, but when I frantically bought the new appliance last December in a stress rage, I thought, “We’ll get the […]
Faaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuudeeeeeeeeeee! Little change in format today. But first, I need to tell you about a dream I had this week. It was so vivid and so real and yes, it’s sort of boring but I’m telling you anyway. It was my Ralph Lauren dream! Let me start by saying, I’m not like, governed by that […]
Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrr r r r r rrrrreeeee! duh. day. I have a very serious question for you. Very serious. It’s crucial to know this information because the result is a direct reflection of who you are as a person. Where you stand in the world, how you navigate life choices, the nucleus of your souuuulaaaaah. And […]
Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrey! der! duh! dey! Ya know what I’ve really been into lately? Let me preface this by saying you’ve all already been into this for years and years. I’m just (fashionably?) late to the party. This is what I’m loving: fun podcasts. Like guest-based podcasts. Just two-four people chatting and gabbing and dishing and spilling […]
Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-I can see us lost in the memory, August slipped away ….! The other day I was texting with a friend about weekend plans, and she said to me, “We have company coming over on Saturday night.” and I was immediately 12 years old listening to my parents talk about “company visiting.” Company! The word […]
