FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRer her hoo hah. You know how we pronounce pajamas two different ways? And by we I mean, probably just Americans. I think. So like, pajamas. The jam being pronounced like jam. Like grape jam. Or a Grateful Dead jam sesh. Or those bad-to-the-bone culottes we wore in the ’80s with the neon shapes splashed […]
And it’s not spicy! Not at all. The kids ate it. Snarfed it down. Asked for more. For real. Also, there’s a Roth Cheese giveaway in this post, so I highly suggest you stay put, child and read through the recipe AND get to the cheesy loot o’ mania galore. Before we do that, this […]
Chiliiiii! Okay, listen. I know there are tragillions of white chicken chili recipes out there. I ain’t trying to reinvent the white chicken chili wheel. But! I’ve been fine tunin’ this har thang for a while now, and it’s ready for you, my chinchillas. I mean, it’s chili. But it’s good! Like, super good. And […]
FARRRRREEEEEDOOOOO. Should I just go ahead and invest in the dang Stasher bags already? (jumpin’ right in.) I see them EVERYWHERE. ALL THE TIME. EVERYONE has them, and I must be like everyone, right? Just kidding. But! They look like fabulous little (exprawnsive) bags that I can’t stop day dreaming about. I have some cheaper […]
Creamy and dreamy. Are you seeing this? I have 150 pages of left of The Great Alone and every time I make a food, eat a food, look at a food I think, “The Allbrights really would have liked this. Well, Cora and Leni would. ERNT can eat his own toenails.” What was I saying? […]
It’s January and we’re eating meatball subs, okay? Actually, do you call them subs or hoagies or grinders? And it’s okay to call them everything because it’s the new year and the world is yours. I call them subs. Because when I was young with no jowls, I used to be OBSESSED with the little […]
New yeaaaaar! New like, everything. Year, decade, century, millennium, myrioi, megaannum, all of it. Don’t argue with me about this, just smile and look pretty. To celebrate the new all of it, I’ve obviously got some sick beats for you. Actually, can Taylor Swift throw me in jail for using the words “sick beats”? I […]
Happy In-Between Christmas and New Year where we have no idea how to act or what to be or what to do, yaaaaay! I suppose we’ll have to make an absurdly delicious New Year’s Eve appetizer in the meantime. That feels like a solid choice to my soul and gut and waist line. Speaking of, […]
FRRRRRRRRRRRoh ho hooooooo! (didn’t work.) As if I can follow up with yesterday’s blog post. But I’ll try! Let’s see. What’s your favorite gum? Just kidding. Actually I’m not. What IS your favorite gum, now that I’m thinking about it? One of my favorite Family Guy scenes is when Peter puts a stick of Fruit […]
There simply aren’t human words that can accurately articulate how much the combination of this song + this experience means to me. Besides the entire onslaught of words I’m about to unload on you. Ohhhh, The Cranberries. Any of you who were real-life friends with me back in the day might remember that there was […]
