Disclaimer alert: This dish is obnoxiously healthy. Proceed at your own risk. I’ve been known to be somewhat of a disclaimer queen in my day. “These dusty baseboards are not my fault! It’s like the freaking Dust Bowl part 2 out there.” “I tried to vacuum Charlie’s hair off those pillows but homegirl just gets […]
Pork chawwwwps and apple sauuuuu-I MEAN roasted grapes. Lately I’ve been all about meals that basically make themselves. Meals that take less than .233462 minutes to pull together. Meals that use less than .19827345 ingredients from beginning to end. Meals that wash my car and mow the lawn. Meals that give me facials and paint […]
Oh hey guess what! There’s snow in the forecast! WAAAAAAAAAAH. Normally I’m a very chipper to the dipper kind of gal, full of giggles and grins, bustin’ a trick at every turn. But given our current weather situation with the potential of white fluffy buckets of malarky due to fall from the sky at any […]
We ’bout ta be so all ovah these satay lettuce wrappies, but first, a quick message from my sponsor (me): OOOOOOmmmmmg. I can’t thank you ENOUGH for your incredible response to my little video. You’ve made my head swim, my heart swell, and my armpits sweaty. No like, in a good way. If you’ve not […]
I don’t even have words. Oh wait, yes I do, but they’d sound more along the lines of firecrackers exploding from my mouth. I am soooooooo so os ososo sso oso excited to show you this blog promotional video! You don’t even know. Oh wait, yes you do because I haven’t stopped blabbing about it […]
There comes a moment in everyone’s life when you realize sandwiches for dinner are the only way to live. Especially on nights when there’s no other way to cradle your mangled soul after finding out the whole Friends thing is a hoax. We’ve been HAD. But enough about that. We have melted brie to attend […]
How you doin’? (before I continue, my world has been shattered as what you are about to read is all a hoax. okay proceed.) I’m trying to find the words to describe how I feel about this. Giddy school girl doesn’t quite cut it. Rampant tornadoes of hysteria is a little closer. A pile of […]
Sometimes when I’m cooking and the food is in the pan or skillet or pot or whatever and it looks so lovely, all simmering with merriment and mirth, and then I transfer the food to a bowl or plate to serve, and somehow it transforms from a thing of beauty and wonder to a pile […]
I have some slightly bodacious news. No, no. I did wash my hair this weekend, but that’s not it. I don’t want to give anything away just yet, but I’ll tell you what it rhymes with. This is so exciting. Okay here goes: Lime mowing shoe fly Smev Rooks slrizeo priss Cliway. Gosh, you guys. […]
I thought this here herculean pizza roundup might be a most jovial way to end my blorb-a-licious week here on the bevcooks.com url internets food blog website. Besides, any Friday without pizza is a TOTAL LIE. Saddle up, pigeons. We’ve got some dern pizza to eat. Or just look at. Your choice. I would hate […]
