Do you see the far left of this picture and how it becomes naked and bare and sad and lonely and cheese-less? That is my life. Wait, it’s not MY life rather, but my husband’s life. It’s not really his LIFE LIFE. He has a good life. I mean, I’m in it, hey-ohhhhhh! Oh. I’m […]
Don’t even ask me to pronounce that word. Fedora? Fidoola? Fiddler on the roof? I don’t even . . . But could we take half a nano to talk about how super cute that spaghetti is all crispy and sticking up? We can? Oh, okay. That spaghetti is super cute all crispy and sticking up, […]
I recently read in an ancient Indian manuscript that the word Friday actually translates to “creamy.” Freaking sweet, right? But don’t ask me to show you the manuscript because right after I read it, I spilled some water on it and it’s at the . . . manuscript repair . . . store. For probably […]
I done diddly do done lost my marbles. But FIRST, yes this is whack-a-doodle but we’ll get to it in a sec. Did you watch Idol last night? What did you think? Candice or Kree? What’s your vote? I’m leaning towards Candice, only because of that last performance, when she was all, “But he’ll never […]
Hold me closer, jumbo stuffed shell. First of ALL, yes these are cuckoo but we’ll get to them in a sec. Did you watch New Girl last night? Mindy Project? (no spoilers here, folks! chill your cheelahs) The ending of NG was baaaaasically what I expected. I didn’t hyperventilate and sweat like a moose in […]
Yeeeeeeeeeeeees I’m posting pizza again. Surpriiiiiise, surpriiiiise. Speaking OF, when I was little, I used to think the word was “suprise,” with no r, and one day I wrote “suprise” on a birthday card or something, and my mom was like, “Bev, it’s ‘suRprise’ with an r.” And I was like, “suRprise? SuRPRISE? That makes […]
I put a cheeseburger in a salad. Is that cool with you? Of course it is, you’re not made of GRAVEL. I also made a pub dressing that I think you might take a shining to. Do you remember the pub sauce from my pub burger post a long time ago? It’s the same thing! […]
Weeeeeeeeeell, well, well. Look who made bressertfast. Oh no, it’s an actual true factual word combining breakfast and dessert. I didn’t make it up at all. It’s in the Webster, but don’t try to look it up right now because I think their site is down or something. I realize that to the naked eye, […]
What, it’s totally in vogue to post soup in the middle of May, didn’t you know? Actually, I made this lentil soup last week when Mother Nature was on a roll at the slot machines, and Old Man Winter went behind her back and played a risky little game with the rest of us at […]
Oooooookay. S’bout to get real up in her. I know it’s technically my job or whatever to bring you recipes that you can fully trust! That you can count on with all your heart! That help make you believe you can fly! But. I need help today. I need help in a major way. (I […]
