What’s up with all my trans-criss-cross-universalized-worldwide-and-the-third-dimension food the last couple of days? Enchilada lasagna and NOW THIS?

Who do I think I am?!

You can keep your thoughts to yourself on that one.

So what we have here is a sure-fire way to show your mouth a good time. So much fun in fact, it’s liable to end up in jail. But if you let me know what the bail is as soon as you can, I’ll come get your mouth out, since I pretty much set it up for this. As long as it’s like $10 or below, because I have some groceries to buy, and a hair appointment coming up. I’m sure you can understand.

I’m almost nervous to give you the recipe. Okay well, CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK.

How many milligrams of caffeine is considered . . . too much?