Also known as: it’s the end of summer and you’ve got a whole bumper crop of tomatoes so here. This is a two-parter. I think I might have a thing about two-parters. Mainly because I like saying two-parters. But we must discuss! Because first, we have the tomato sauce. It’s raw, y’all. Oh wait, I […]
Your eeeeeyes do not deceive you. Because did you see the words butter and wine sauce? I couldn’t decide if it should be wine butter sauce. Wine and butter sauce. Butter wine sauce. Butter and wine sauce. So I went with butter and wine sauce. So glad we had this talk. Okay, this meal. It’s […]
OKAY listen. I had no idea that pacific razor clams are the size of baby elephants. They are like, super mammothy. WAY DIFFERENT than the long, thin ones you’re most likely imagining right now. Guys, I’m about to take you on a journey. A razor clam awakening of sorts. And before you get those fingers […]
Your new favorite way to inhale the spaghetti! Don’t x out. You’re probably like, “Spaghetti? Okay, we eat this once a week and I’ve got it down. How is this different? And you look radiant by the way.” Just kidding about that last part. Let me TELL you what makes this version better. Because it […]
Winner winner chicken di- you know what, no. When did that whole weird thing start anyway? Who INVENTED that strand of strange words? And why wasn’t it me? I guess my time in life will come someday. In the meantime (“on the other side of town” – name that show), I made you the creamiest, […]
Balemtime’s Bay! (please don’t x out.) Did you forget about today? It’s not like it’s a REAL holiday. So it’s totally fine if you did. No one’s mad. (actually don’t quote me on that.) But! If you’re having a mini coronary collapse because you forgot all about dinner tonight – then just imagine me sweeping […]
Or your new lover. Whatever. I know what you’re thinking. TURKEY? Why turkey? It’s so blah. So lifeless! Why WOULD YOU FORCE THIS ON HUMANITY??? And I know this is what you’re thinking because when I posted a teaser for this in my IG Stories, a number of you said those exact words. Minus the […]
Yaaay back to regular food! (fist bump nation) And I have to warn you about something. This week I’m posting two creamy recipes. One in pasta form. The other, soup. And both are creamy. Super creamy. Mega mama creamy. But it’s almost winter (technically still a few weeks away but who’s counting besides me) and […]
OH HEEEEEY, remember me? No? Really? Wait, REALLY? Oh. Well I have food for you. We all good now? Thought so. And it’s super fall-ish and cozy for your mouth! I knew you’d forgive me for being gone so long. It’s a casserole o’ chicken and mushroom and noodle glory. Let’s peep it. All the […]
Um, enter at your own delicious, delicious risk. BECAUSE THIS IS ILLEGALLY GOOD. It’s one of those recipes with that total booming umami combo, ya know. Bacon, sun-dried tomatoes, REAL BUTTER (not the fake alien stuff in the tub. go real. always real.), shrimp, fresh lemon, cheddar cheese and the curliest pasta ya ever did […]
