Unbaaaahaahaalievable. Get it? Like a lamb? Baaah-ing? No? Let’s move on? Nothing to see here? Fiiiine, for bleat’s sake! BURN. I really want you to make this. I don’t ask for much, now do I? Other than wanting you to make every single thing I post. . . . and laughter. . . . […]
Pho pho pho your boat, gently down your throat. Who else is sad I don’t write food jingles? And also, I know it’s technically pronounced “fuh,” but fuh fuh fuh your boat made me feel awkward on the insides. I would say, “what the fuh!” but my mom would remove me from her will. So […]
Does anyone else giggle at the word dumpling? I’ll stop there. Okay but I can’t. And come on, pot-sticker? Who came up with these names? And why wasn’t I on the board? Because that meeting would have been awesome. “Who all is in favor for calling these little bites ‘dumplings’?” Me, “UMMMMMM YEAH.” The end. […]
Vegetables on a Friday? OFF WITH HER HEAD. Hear me out! What if I told you they were seasoned and seared so properly you immediately hopped on your desk and rocked out some major Chandler Bing moves? What if I told you they were dripping in so much velvety coconut milk you immediately charged into […]
I done diddly do done lost my marbles. But FIRST, yes this is whack-a-doodle but we’ll get to it in a sec. Did you watch Idol last night? What did you think? Candice or Kree? What’s your vote? I’m leaning towards Candice, only because of that last performance, when she was all, “But he’ll never […]
Yeeeeeeeeeeeees I’m posting pizza again. Surpriiiiiise, surpriiiiise. Speaking OF, when I was little, I used to think the word was “suprise,” with no r, and one day I wrote “suprise” on a birthday card or something, and my mom was like, “Bev, it’s ‘suRprise’ with an r.” And I was like, “suRprise? SuRPRISE? That makes […]
We ’bout ta be so all ovah these satay lettuce wrappies, but first, a quick message from my sponsor (me): OOOOOOmmmmmg. I can’t thank you ENOUGH for your incredible response to my little video. You’ve made my head swim, my heart swell, and my armpits sweaty. No like, in a good way. If you’ve not […]
Welcome back to the Bev Turns Something Into Mini Pizzas Show. You may recall the episode earlier this week featuring these ridiculous deep dish polenta pies. And now these. What am I even doing. Somebodyyyy stop meeeeeh! (name that movie) You know, if I’m going to have my own show, I should really do it […]
I get excited about a lot of things in life. Thunderstorms, marula oil, strong coffee, boot cut jeans, the return of my favorite TV show(ssssssssss), thrifting, incense, pinpointing an eyelid twitch that’s been driving me bonk-a-lonk for hours, and Antiques Roadshow. But that’s just the tip of the Bevberg. (omg sorry) But this? Oh. THIS? […]
Fried Food Friday. You like it? Not that I feel this should be like, a thing. I’m just mighty fond of alliteration and good times, holmes. PLERS, I fry food like once every 24 millennia, so we have to celebrate! You know, celebrate good times. Come on. TRUTH BE TOLD: A) One of these days […]
