You know how when you close your eyes at night, images appear behind your eyelids? And it’s not your imagination really, they’re just random what-have-you designs that place themselves there without permission or inhibition? Do you know what I’m talking about? Well, the other night whilst in bed (am I a total troll using the […]
Yeah we need to talk. First of all, Parenthood. OOOOMMMMGGGmyachybreakyheart. I’m not completely caught up, but I’m in the current season. Well, I’m only fifteen minutes into the current season because Hulu decided to get all jankidy jank on me last night. But by the looks of things, I’m due for a colossal breakdown riiiiight […]
J’eat your black-eyed peas yesterday? I sure hope you took ’em down like barbarians because I don’t even wanna know what happened come sunrise today. DANGER LURKS, YOU GUYS. It lurks. Now that we’re all getting back into the grind, finding our groove, getting back into the groove and finding our grind, I felt it […]
One of my “oh you can totally do this, bev” goals for 2013 is to NOT freak out over every single little tiny thing that floats past me in life. Or on the street. Well . . . It’s not 2013 yet. Thank God. BECAUSE it snowed 17 feet in Arkansas last night and we’re […]
Because super light chicken salad lettuce cups make total sense in December? Starting now, they do. Look, man, when the tidal wave of your soul current comes together with the nor’easter of your blood stream and it passes through the moon beam of your heart strings thus producing an internal hurricane of bloody frickin’ fervor […]
I want to tell you this was all about Superbowl planning, buuuuut it was just a Wednesday. Is it too early to even be thinking about Superbowl Sunday? It’s way too early, right? Waaay too early. Actually, let’s take a poll! (I almost typed pole. Ew. Let’s not take a pole, okay girls? Stay in […]
We need a muffin, n’est-ce pas? I think so too. I also think we need another poem. WAIT DON’T GO YET. Given the enormity of today’s events in our country, I feel a Herculean tug to share with you something that’s been weighing on my heart. Something that keeps me from sleeping. From relaxing. From […]
(this giveaway is now closed) (to be sung to the tune of Oh, Susanna) Oh Aida, oh won’t you cook for me! For I’m flippin’ through your new cookbook, and I’ve got yer kitchen key! Yeeee-haw! Guess what today is? No guess! Okay I’ll tell you. It’s the official release of the fabulous (and sickeningly […]
Suuuuurpriiiiiiiiiise! Hey, Lisa. Hi, I’m talkin’ to you. Yeah, you. Suuuuurpriiiiiiiiise! It’s a baby shower! For you! And that baby boy that’s going to shoot out of you in like, what, three weeks? Woo hoo! I knew I loved Lisa before we even met. We roomed together this summer at BlogHer Food, but before that […]
So I went to Arkansas last week. Did you know that? No? I totally went to Arkansas last week. Took meeself a leetle roadtreep. All by myself! I drove my husband’s Honda Element for 14 hours all.by.myself. I’ve done this once before so I have no idea why I’m so braggalicious right now. And it […]
