Mini Green Chile Corn Dog Muffins with Sriracha Sauce

J’eat your black-eyed peas yesterday? I sure hope you took ’em down like barbarians because I don’t even wanna know what happened come sunrise today. DANGER LURKS, YOU GUYS.

It lurks.

Now that we’re all getting back into the grind, finding our groove, getting back into the groove and finding our grind, I felt it only appropriate to show you a snack. Because, hi, tearing down a huge Christmas tree and all those blasted decorations can really do a number or 4 thousand on ya. Aaaaand for some maybe even emotionally? I’m not that way though. At all. I could throw a torch on everything by January 1st and not bat an eye.

sriracha muffins

Sadly I’m no where near kidding. My husband calls me “The Light Switch.” I can go from, “Awww you’re so sweet and you smell good! Is that the new cologne you got for Chri-” to “-GET OUT OF MY FACE I CAN’T BREATHE” in less than a nano. It’s . . . adorable?

This is why we need a snack. (and booze)

AND, peep this, it’s also your back-to-school savior snack for ze kids. A corn dog for them. The sriracha hot sauce for you. (well, and the booze)

Can I get a holla back, y’all?

Here ya ger – Mini Green Chile Corn Dog Muffins with Sriracha Sauce

and p.s. I swear I’m not going to be showing you Tablespoon stuff every single day. I just had a bunch of back-logged stuff that I needed to get out to the WORLD. (my fist is on my chest and I’m looking into the distance, stage left)

and p.s.s. I know you probably don’t even care. Like, in a good way, Not in a, “I don’t even CARE ‘bouchew, foo!” way.

and p.s.s.s. But maybe you do feel that way, which is okay too! I mean, I’d be sad, but what can ya do, right?

and p.s.s.s.s. Okay I’m done.


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25 Responses to Mini Green Chile Corn Dog Muffins with Sriracha Sauce

  1. marla January 2, 2013 at 8:21 am #
    Holy NICENESS! U #projectlunchbox pinner you ;)
  2. SueP January 2, 2013 at 8:45 am #
    Kids, schmids, I think I'll make this for the hubby and not tell him that they contain his favorite food group: nitrate filled questionable meat products for the win!
    • Bev Weidner January 2, 2013 at 8:57 am #
      Hahah, right?! I actually got my mini dogs at Whole Foods, so they're all beef, all natural. Woot!
  3. Rachel @ Baked by Rachel January 2, 2013 at 8:52 am #
    I've never had black eyed peas - for real. Must be a southern thing ;) Oh and puleeease don't remind me that there is a fully decorated tree staring at me just begging to be taken down. I can't handle it.
  4. Alyssa | Queen of Quinoa January 2, 2013 at 9:33 am #
    Holy yum. I could live on these babies.
  5. DebbieF January 2, 2013 at 10:07 am #
    Yep, made YOUR recipe yesterday! I had never eaten kale nor black eyed peas, but I took your advice to ensure luck for the year, just in case. It was good and fast to make. Thanks!
  6. kelley January 2, 2013 at 11:17 am #
    I made something similar on New Years eve for a party.....except yours are gorgeous and my husband let them cook 90 minutes too long and almost burned our house down. Mine weren't so pretty......
  7. a farmer in the dell January 2, 2013 at 11:18 am #
    I'm with ya on the whole torching the tree and getting every holiday decoration out of my house as fast as possible by the 1st. I'm over it! BTW, these mini green chili corn dog muffins are super cute and look delicious!
  8. Marina {} January 2, 2013 at 11:57 am #
    Oh these are too cute! My kids would LOVE these. Love!
  9. Katie @ Blonde Ambition January 2, 2013 at 12:06 pm #
    Cornbread with chiles is the best ever. Made better only by weenies.
  10. DessertForTwo January 2, 2013 at 12:43 pm #
    You are so adorable. I'll attest to it! :)
  11. carrian January 2, 2013 at 12:44 pm #
    Those are so cute, and why have I not made them yet? Can't wait to surprise the kiddos!!!
  12. Natalie @ Cooking for My Kids January 2, 2013 at 12:52 pm #
    Oh, I know that you totally had my littles in mind when you made these. Now they will love you as much as I do.
  13. Averie @ Averie Cooks January 2, 2013 at 12:56 pm #
    My husband would love these things!
  14. Liz @ The Lemon Bowl January 2, 2013 at 1:16 pm #
    I am really upset and infuriated about having to click a link to the Tablespoon. I'm also not even a little bit serious and would click 200 links to see what cute snack you've created with hot dogs, booze and sriracha. xo
  15. Loretta | A Finn In The Kitchen January 2, 2013 at 2:23 pm #
    I'm just waiting for my tree to crumble so I can vacuum up the entire thing.
  16. Cassie | Bake Your Day January 2, 2013 at 6:10 pm #
    All over this. Pretty sure Paul and I would destroy a batch of these.
  17. Julie @ Table for Two January 2, 2013 at 6:45 pm #
    omg - no way. these are perfect football finger foods!! actually, more like julie's food and no sharing :)
  18. Aimee @ ShugarySweets January 2, 2013 at 8:17 pm #
    O yes. That is all.
  19. Ross | TheFaceBaby January 2, 2013 at 9:26 pm #
    Lucky for me, my Christmas tree doubles as a President's Day tree. And sometimes it even poses as a St. Patrick's Day tree. ...what? It's green.
  20. Laurie {Simply Scratch} January 2, 2013 at 10:51 pm #
    Ummm so yeah, I want these... and I want these NOW. That tis all.
  21. JulieD January 3, 2013 at 12:13 am #
    Oh my goodness...hello! Love this!! and you! :)
  22. Kylee January 3, 2013 at 9:26 am #
    I'm in. Those look GOOD. Booze, too.
  23. Tina | My Life as a Mrs January 4, 2013 at 6:43 am #
    oh my stars!!! need these now.
  24. john December 2, 2021 at 8:24 am #
    Awesome. I totally get where you're coming from, I love my dog so much but I'm surprised she doesn't think her name is Fricken Dog! You most definitely deserve this trophy for having mercy on your four legged child :Dog park

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