Today I’m 40. FORTY. I have no idea what this is supposed to look or feel like, but I just bought myself a birthday tongue scraper and jogging visor, so I feel this is pretty much on target. (You’re like, “Waaaay too early in the morning for the words tongue scraper, lady.”) Remember when people […]
Fu-REE DEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Can we please talk about Peppa Pig for like half a second? And no more? Because I want to die? WHAT IS WITH THIS SHOW. A) I have maj issues with it. Sure sure. It’s adorable and whatever. Kids love it. My kids love it. They giggle. The pigs giggle. They learn. Everyone’s […]
I put roasted okra in a creamy Cajun pasta. You’re either going to high five me, or somehow forgive me. I get extremely squeal-y giddy at this time of year. School is back in sesh (<–not sorry), football season is lurking around the corner (<–don’t really care for the sport, just the overall spirit vibe), […]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFriday. Do your hands ever forget what they’re supposed to do? You know like, muscle memory? Actually, not that. But more like, they just straight forget the order of movemental motions. Okay wait. What I mean, specifically, is when you’re either rubbing eye makeup remover on your face, or applying moisturizer. You know how your […]
Oh, hey, hey, hey! And welcome to the summer edition of What We’re Diggiiiin’! (I’m not giving you a car.) I thought I was phasing this series out, but thanks to the tsunami wave of your, “Um, NU UH, home girl,” I kept it! And so glad I did, because I have theee coolest, most […]
I went to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico! Did you know I went to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico? I went to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. And it was a b s o l u t e h e a v e n. Six of my favorite ladies, 18 swimsuits, 9 bottles of sunscreen, 12ish bottles of […]
fffffffffff R I D A yyyyyyyyyyy. Why are hard boiled eggs so stupid? Let me rephrase that: why is peeling hard boiled eggs so stupid? Hold on, one more go at this: why is it so hard and stupid for me to peel stupid hard boiled eggs with my stupid fingers and hands? I have […]
Well would you look at that – it’s AUGUST. (!) How did we get here?! Besides the whole space time continuum thing. Okay, I’m changing it up a little this month! First of all, it’s my birthday month. Not only that, it’s a milestone birthday. I’m turning 40. (FORTY.) But isn’t 40 the new 20? […]
As of right this second, I have packed my little striped carry on, washed my hair, straightened my hair, curled my hair, applied my Kardashian self tanner (don’t hate), painted my nails, chipped my nails, kissed my baby gremlins goodnight and fallen in bed for theeee earliest crack-a-licious flight to Cabo, Mexico! (just like Sex […]
This is going to send you into a tailspin. The cheesiest, chicken-iest, tomato-iest casserole HACK tailspin of yo’ life. I’m totally ripping myself in this recipe. But it’s okay because before I came up with this dish, I told myself I was going to rip myself, and myself responded to myself and said, “Dude, totally […]
