YES IT’S MORE PIZZA. You’re not . . . mad, are you? So guess what. I hate black licorice. (liquorice. lickurish? just kidding.) HATE IT. Heeeeeeeet.eeeeeeet. I’m pretty positive this is the food that Satan munches on for his afternoon snack. Well, that and murders’ souls. ANYWAY. Can’t stand black licorice. Bleck! Bleck! Bleck! H […]
Archive | July, 2018
Corn and Jalapeno Gnocchi Bake
OKAY. Okay. There are recipes on this website that I want you to make. For sure. La dee da. And then there’s THIS. GUYS, IT IS A SUMMER GNOCCHI BAKE WITH CORN AND JALAPENO IN IT. AND IT IS CREAMY. AND I AM TRYING REALLY HARD NOT TO SCREAM AT YOU. But you guys. It […]
Garlicky Zucchini Cheese Crostini
Um, hello yes, goodbye forever. CROSTINI. Talk about some major summer noshies, guys. It’s that kind of snack that’s like, obnoxiously balanced. And EASY. Ugh, so easy. You have crusty, garlicky baguette slices, more sautéed garlic, perfectly-seared zucchini rounds, topped with cheese shavings. But not just any ol’ cheese shavings. These have Roth’s insanely delicious […]
Friday Flotsam
FFFFFFalksdjflasdjfad erder. Why no, a toddler’s not at my laptop, why do you ask? Guys, listened to what happened. And I’ll make this short. (FAT CHANCE) So, we ordered this lovely outdoor sectional from Hayneedle. I’ve never bought anything from this site before, have you? And it arrives. And it’s a GIANT box. We carefully […]
Summer Steak Salad
Also known as, probably definitely my favorite food in summer life. And I didn’t even grill anything! #humidityofdeath #mosquitoesofdeath #sissy But GUYS. Steak salad in the summer is some serious summer living in the summertime. Summersummersummer. Let’s break this down. OKAY, before you start waggin’ that index at me, yes the corn is frozen. Because […]
Lighter, Creamy Pasta Salad
I swear it’s lighter don’t look at me like that! On top of that, it’s meeeega retro. Which come on, is the only true way to approach a classic pasta salad. Because to me, there are a few necessary components to a pasta salad that makes it even worth anything at all. Let’s discuss. Well, […]
Friday Flotsam
FLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAHDEEEDAY. Do you sleep in a bra? Dudes be like, PASS. But, do you? Is this a thing? Sleeping in your bra? Over the 4th of July, I was drinking rosé absurdly early in the day with a couple of besties, and we were talking about boobs. (#duh) Sleeping in your bra came up, and […]
Caprese Tortilla Pizza Snacks
It’s less a snack, and more . . . a means of survival. I MEAN, it’s brutally hot out there. Highs in the upper 90s with a heat index of STOP IT. And you’re probably like, “No way am I turning on the oven, girlfriend.” I know. I’ve got you covered. But let’s talk about […]
Our New Life in Connecticut Forever: PART FIVE
And by part five I mean week FOUR and we’re already home so never mind. But don’t x out! I’ve got the veeeery last seven days to show you, and then we’ll wrap for good, shed our tears, bring it in and then it’s back to recipes from here on out. Let’s Connecticut! On Monday, […]
Monthly Mixtape: Tomato Vines and Fireflies
Happy early 4th! Fourth? Forth. FARTH. Just kidding. We’re BACK. We’re home. And surprisingly, it feels really, really good. We didn’t know what to expect when we walked into our beloved little ranch house after a full month of being away. Of course it smelled stale, it was hot and sticky, and a few pepper […]