F R I D A YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAH! You will NEVER believe what I saw yesterday on my own front porch here in Kansas City, North America, USofA. NEVER. A w.h.i.te.c.o.c.k.r.o.a.c.h. An albino cockroach! First, I obviously screamed in terror. Then, I looked a little closer at it because hello, it looks like a cockroach dipped in […]
Easiest and definitely the most glamorous thing you’ll ever do in life, ever. Don’t quote me on that. So, the other day I started cleaning up the kitchen after our morning breakfast bedlam, and riiight as I was about to dump the coffee grounds from my oversized, stained Chemex filter, I thought, “HOLD ON, to […]
Ask, and you shall receive. Did I tell you we make a version of this EVERYSINGLEMONDAY? We make a version of this everysinglemonday. Sometimes Aaron coats the chicken with mustard and panko and bakes it. Sometimes we simply throw a little salt and pepper on ’em and pop ’em on the grill. And sometimes, we […]
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAreedee. Look how weird Will’s foot looks in this photo. Like, what is that. It looks like his toes are eight inches long and way up on his foot. He’s like WOLVERINE! But on a foot. And a baby. And not knives. So it’s basically nothing like Wolverine at all. Never mind. So where are […]
Contrary to popular belief, I don’t actually only listen to Mariah Carey and Wilson Phillips. I listen to Debbie Gibson, too. Woo hooooo! I’ve been so freaking jazzed (see what I did there?) to start this new series. Because, before I was Will and Nat’s prop, before Bev Cooks was even a sparkle in my […]
It’s baby time! Not mine. For the love of all the infant ponies that drink the morning dew, not mine. But it’s baby time forrrrr the irresistibly charming Catherine of Weelicious! Kind of makes you sick really. It’s her third tot. She’s in flawless shape. Hair that shines like the sun. Skin that glows like […]
FRIDAY. (!!!!!) (!!!!!) (!!!!!!) !!!!! !!!!!! (!!!!!) (<—-i’m sorry, what?) Can you guess which hand is mine? We don’t have to play this game if it makes you uncomfortable. We can move on. I will say though! We had book club this week at my friend’s brand spankin’ new swanky downtown apartment, and we discussed […]
You do know that butter is the universal summer staple food, right? Don’t try and look it up because I think the internet is down right now. And books don’t work today. And your friends won’t know this week. Just trust me. These may be my three favorite compound butters of all time! Well, actually […]
Summer foooood, and the eating is easy. The older I get, the more I want to punch summer in the nuts. Don’t get me wrong! The idea of summer is always fabulously romantic and lazy and golden and relaxed. But the reality of summer is bugs, bug bites, sweaty armpits, bugs, faces sliding off heads, […]
f f f f f RID a y . I have good news! I’m not such a sissy anymore. It’s true, you […]
