And it’s vegetarian(!), for those rationing out their meats like it’s World War 2. I had my groceries delivered yesterday for the VERY FIRST TIME IN HISTORY, and I kind of loved it. Didn’t have to leave. Stayed home and safe. Touched no one. Wiped every single thing down like that Santa doctor man in […]
It’s mid December and I feel like slurping, okay? And yes, that would be hard salami in that thar soup. This is the way I rebel in life, you see. I’m a 43 year old woman who reads fiction novels, drinks chamomile tea and goes to bed at 8:55pm JUST LET ME HAVE THIS. But […]
“THIS ONE GOES OUT TOOOO THE HERBIVOOORES.” (<–sang like R.E.M.) “THIS ONE GOES OUT TOOOO THE ONE WHO HATES THE MEAAAAAT.” I can chill. Like, there’s not even parmesan in them. Only on top of the sauce, so if you left that out, they’re even vegan! (minus the egg. forgot about the egg.) Not that […]
Vegetarians! Here it is. Here you go. Open wiiiiiide! (I can chill.) But really. This has become (and will become for you) a LUDICROUS idea for dinner or lunch or now. Not only is it completely and unbelievably delicious, but it’s . . . unexpected! Like a baby with a mustache. It’s like WHAT is […]
This it is. Here it is. It’s the one. It’s here. It is happening. I like to deem this meal, the ONE THAT SAVES YOUR WAISTLINE IN DECEMBER. And your sanity. And your taste buds. Because seriously, you have to be getting sick of all those Christmas cookies, right? No? Really? Not sick of ’em? […]
Mother’s Day month! Okay, week. Well, it’s this weekend. Still six days away. Whatever. This week I’ve got two (2! TWO.) recipes that I believe would be straight diviiiine for Mother’s Day. Both simple, both lovely, both healthy, both motherly. They’re not motherly. They’re people-y. Well, they’re female-y. Feminine. Girly. Because sprouts. Anyway. Have you […]
Grain bowls! I accidentally typed brain bowls. Which could either be totally applicable or totally gross. You decide. I’ve really been getting into bra- ugh, GRAIN bowls lately. Like almost every single DAY for the last two days. And what’s funny is that I completely forgot about shooting this roasted veggie and farro grain bowl […]
It’s so weird, I know! But hear me out. HARK MEH. We accidentally made this dinner the other night when I felt like we had NOTHING IN THE HOUSE TO EAT WAAAAAH. You know those nights. The kitchen sink nights. Well this wasn’t just any kitchen sink night. No siree, Bob. It ended up being […]
With no-boil lasagna sheets! They’re no-boil. The sheets. I know everyone has a fave recipe for a killer lasagna. I ain’t trying to reinvent the casser-wheel. But! It’s winter and freezing and icy and slick and bitter and snowy and polar-y and your soul need layers and layers of cheese and carbs. True fact. So […]
The turkey’s leftover! Not the soup. The soup is fresh. Not the turkey. The turkey’s leftover. Never mind. This is the most non recipe of all recipes. Because listen, the day or two after Thanksgiving, you won’t need a recipe. You won’t WANT a recipe. All recipes shall be banned to the pit of DESPAAAAIR. […]
