FLEE LAA DEE DAA YEE YAA YAAH YAH YOO. I need help! (<–You seriously didn’t see that coming?) OKAY, I’m on the search for the perfect coral lip GLOSS. Not stick. Not balm. Not tub. GLOSS. And don’t try to sell me on Lipsense. That is prison for the mouth. I need something with a […]
O. M. G. I’m sorry, but you’re about to throw away and violently torch all the previous lasagna recipes you’ve ever known after this. JAY KAY JAY KAY jay kay. But really, this gnocchi-take on lasagna is going to creep into your psyche and hibernate there until you decide to make lasagna. And then you’ll […]
Want to hear a funny story? Funny like ha ha. Of course you do. I totally posted the wrong blog post yesterday. COMPLETE WRONG BLOG POST. And I didn’t even notice it for like, almost four hours! I posted an old summer post – zucchini crostini. WHICH YOU CAN SEE HOW I MADE THE MISTAKE. […]
FrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrJOHNNY! I mean IDAY! Aren’t you just a little bit curious about Red Lobster? I mean, it is STILL IN BUSINESS. How? How has it not totally sunk by now? (<—ha! sunk. never mind.) I was at a little wine tasting last night and Red Lobster came up (obviously by me), and a dude was […]
You know me and a good nibble spread. I feel like I’m constantly posting overheads of nosh spreads. It’s a sickness from which I never want to be healed. But this one is boomtastic BECAUSE it’s just in time for all your holiday party madness. (“I’m ready to par-taaaaaaaaayyyyy with-thaaa-best-of-them-and I’m gonna go down TO […]
THE TIME HAD COME. To carefully craft our Christmas wish lists in honest hearts and flawless penmanship for the jolly man up north. And by that I mean, “MOM HOW DO YOU SPELL ANNA AND ELSA?” Le sigh. But we did it! Successfully wrote out our (their) Christmas lists for Santa, made it all the […]
HO HO HOOOOOOOw did I almost not make you a mixtape this Christmas? How? How. Because this whole time I’ve even mourning in my head and out loud to everyone, ” I can’t top last year. I can’t. There’s no way. I’m done. Throwing in the towel. Handin’ in my keys.” But you guys. I […]
FREEEEEEEEEEELALALALALALALALLAida. Y. Okay so tomorrow’s December, but doesn’t it feel like we’ve all been Christmasing already for 35 entire months? I’m telling you, it’s because Thanksgiving was so early this year! (yes I’m still talking about this.) I think it was three days earlier than in past years, so errrrrrberdy threw their dang tree up […]
And onions and garlic. All of it’s roasted to smithereens! Are you so excited? I’ve been dying to show you this recipe for forever and ever now. It’s one of those starter soups, you know. It begins the meal. Wets the whistle. Sets the stage. Wakes you up. PAVES THE WAY. You know. But it’s […]
Yaaay back to regular food! (fist bump nation) And I have to warn you about something. This week I’m posting two creamy recipes. One in pasta form. The other, soup. And both are creamy. Super creamy. Mega mama creamy. But it’s almost winter (technically still a few weeks away but who’s counting besides me) and […]
