You did see the word cheesy, right? (This post is in partnership with Harvesters! But we’ll get to that.) You know my obsession with Bittman’s no-knead bread. I make it 87 times a day and blab about it 157 times a day. It’s an unstable mental condition and I won’t do a single thing about […]
This is winter in your mouth. Minus the snow. YOU GUYS. I keep checking our long range forecast, and there’s zero snow. Zilch. There WAS snow in it, but it vanished after being in the forecast for 12 minutes and I now want to cry. This is crap, MIDWEST. I demand snow. Anyway. Biscuits. You […]
AAAAAAND just like that it’s Christmastime. (!!) And finally, THIS MIX! This mix this mix this mix. This mixtape might be my favorite one of all time. And I’m dying for you to listen to it. RIGHT NOW. Today, all day. Tonight. Tomorrow, all weekend, for the rest of this month. Through New Year’s Eve. […]
The turkey’s leftover! Not the soup. The soup is fresh. Not the turkey. The turkey’s leftover. Never mind. This is the most non recipe of all recipes. Because listen, the day or two after Thanksgiving, you won’t need a recipe. You won’t WANT a recipe. All recipes shall be banned to the pit of DESPAAAAIR. […]
F10987654321RIDAY. I gave up on Ally McBeal. WAAAAAAAH. I know. I know! Don’t paper cut me. I think I was in the wrong mindset when I started watching it, because it never really crawled into my soul cavity and ate at every crevice like Gilmore Girls or Felicity did. I gave up. And during season […]
I can’t believe it’s taken me EIGHT YEARS to finally post about exercise. You’re like, “WAIT, WHERE’S THE WINE?” Did you know I love running? No seriously, I actually love to run. Really, RUNNING. Not pulling your leg. (haha! oh.) I’ve actually been obsessed with running for about 10 years now. I remember this one […]
WITH BRANDY IN IT. It has brandy in it, but I felt like the title would slap my face if I included that. This galette is a major problem, guys. Because. My whole vision was a holiday appetizer. You make one, you slice it up, and you serve tiny, adorable pie-shaped slices on a platter […]
Faaaaaaaaah-raaaaaaaah-heeeeeeeee-deeeeeeeeeee. I have something to tell you. And this might be a deal breaker for us. Catastrophic even. It’s one of those things that I’ve tried forever to get on board with. Every year, I try. And every year, I can’t. And truthfully, it’s something I’ve known about about myself, I think my whole life, […]
I’m sorry but that is a rosé tree MADE FOR ME. By the way, I went to Vermont. I went to Vermont! And I’m still dreaming about it. About a month ago, I had the marvelous pleasure of meeting (almost) everyone in and on the Stonyfield Organic crew and family. And I even mean Gary! […]
IT’S BEEN SINCE AUGUST SINCE I LAST POSTED PASTA. (sorry to scream at you.) What kind of bull honk a wonk is that. AUGUST. I should be ashamed of myself. I bet the insanity I’m about to show you will somehow make up for lost time. For lasta time? Because THIS MEAL. Ugh. It was […]
