FAVORITE NEW LUNCH. Sorry to scream. So this sucks. (not the salad, but what I’m about to tell you.) A week before Labor Day I somehow hurt my ankle while running. I’m not sure when the exact moment was, because I don’t remember anything specifically happening during my run, like a snap, a crackle, or […]
FREE LEE LEE LEE LEEEEEE. day. Let’s talk lipstick. Now, to the naked eye, it would appear that I might have a thing for red lipsticks. But guess what! You’re right. However, I’m actually extremely horrible at picking out lipstick. A) I’m mildly terrified of variety. and B) decisions of this caliber completely stress me […]
Pop quiz: please tell me you remember the amazing Tea Rose perfume from the 1990s. Please. I guess that was more of a question, rather than a quiz. Let me rephrase that. Pop quiz: how many of you remember the amazing Tea Rose perfume from the 1990s? NO ONE? NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU? […]
Broccoli NOODLES. Have you ever heard of such a thing!? No. No, you haven’t. My life has been forever changed with this brilliant invention. It’s called the Inspiralizer, and it turns baaaasically everything into NOODLES. NOODLES! I feel an all caps moment is appropriate here. My awesome friend Ali Maffucci discovered this lil’ machine only […]
I just blew my nose and I swear it sounded exactly like the coffee grinder. Also, FRIDAY! I have to tell you about this crazy dream I just had. If I can remember it. You know how dreams are. You wake up and you’re like, IN IT, and then five seconds later you’re like, “Wait, […]
It’s after Labor Day, so . . . DESSERT! Not that that has anything to do with anything, but we all know my logic and life skills. Annnnnnd, on top of that, it’s another Rewind Recipe! Meaning, I did not create this dessert recipe, therefore not putting you at danger for botulism or head lice. […]
fa fa fa ri ri ri da da da y y y. And not only that, it’s a LAWNG WEEKEYEND! All the joy. All the praises. All the rosés. Do you have big plans for your Labor Day holiday!? I need to hear them. NEED. Our best pals from Arkansas are driving up this afternoon […]
Eaaaaaaaaasy easy easy easy easy suppah. Easy like Sunday morning. Or Monday afternoon. Or Tuesday night. Or Wednesday twilight. Or Thursday dawn. Or Friday lunch. Or Saturday happy hour. (You like how I made it through the entire week? No? Oh.) I sort of feel like with getting into the whole back-to-school routine (you, not […]
You’re wondering what on earth took me so long, aren’t you? Well it’s here, puddle bugs. It’s here. I feel like it would be a complete injustice if I did not make you a mixtape that helped form and construct and mold and embody ALL OF OUR DELICATE EARS AND LIVES FOR AN ENTIRE DECADE. […]
FREDEEEEEEE. You will NOT believe what happened to me yesterday. You will NOT. So, we’d been dehydrating a bunch of tomatoes and peppers from our garden out in the garage. Our dehydrator is the size of Rhode Island, so we stuck it out there this time, to free up some space inside. You know. So […]
