Pouch food! We need to make our lives about it. And I’ll tell you why. Besides the fact that pouches just make food fun. They do. This shan’t be argued. Because when you unfold a pouch to welcome the gentle aromatic steam, it’s like this little surprise of like, “Oh yeah, I just put all […]
Are you ready for this? Rotisserie. Chicken. That’s right, pigeons! I used a rotis in this here curry. You’re either joining together in an ’80s-style slow clap, orrrrr your eyes are stuck in the back of your head from that massive eye roll. This is the thing. I wanted to come up with a super […]
I done diddly do done lost my marbles. But FIRST, yes this is whack-a-doodle but we’ll get to it in a sec. Did you watch Idol last night? What did you think? Candice or Kree? What’s your vote? I’m leaning towards Candice, only because of that last performance, when she was all, “But he’ll never […]
Come and knock on my dooooor. I’ve been waiting for youuuuu. Where there’s coconut milk skillet ca-akes, and kahlúa sauce toooooo. Hi. Happy Fridee! We made it. And this boo boo bear’s got dessert to prove it. I’d also like to make a very important announcement! I’m deeply sorry for referring to myself just now […]
I have a bone to pick with tofu. You know how when you go to a Thai restaurant with your vegetarian friend and he/she orders something with tofu in it and it comes back to the table all beautifully nestled in a vibrant sauce with colorful vegetables and the tofu is in DISGUSTINGLY PERFECT little […]
I’ve made a decision. Two decisions. Well, three. 1) For the rest of my life I’m going to douse everything I eat in coconut milk. 2) For the rest of my life I’m going to garnish everything I eat with coconut shavings. 3) For the rest of my life I’m going to avoid clothes shopping […]
So I’m tweeting with Phillip Phillips’ girlfriend. Is this a new low for me? I prefer to think of it as a new awesome. I tried tweeting with Phillip himself, but when I noticed a line of cop cars in front of my house and snipers in my birch trees, I climbed down from my […]
These bowls right here? The ones in this picture? Oh – they are pretty cute, aren’t they? (T.J.Maxx. I KNOW.) But it’s what’s in them that can move mountains. Part seas. Launch rockets. Birth baby eagles. Tame frizzy hair. Celine Dion better MOVE OVER because I’m about to write the hittest of all hit songs […]
