“IN THE BURGER?” (name that movie. but instead of burger it’s computer. in the computer. never mind.) But really, the onions are IN THE BURGER. Not on top, bunnies. IN. In. Isn’t this so exciting?! On top of that, literally, we’re melting so much Roth Grand Cru grated cheese you’ll lose your entire mind just […]
It’s roasted pork tenderloin on a pizza. Shall we start a sob circle? ON A PIZZA, you guys. I’ve been roasting this pork tenderloin for a while now, trying to think of how I could put it in a recipe for you. Well, not this EXACT pork tenderloin, but this cooking method. How grody would […]
It’s basically the weekend so extra cheese and carbs are mandatory. #math So, there are two very important things to know about these calzones. Three things. Four. Possibly more. 1) I know the majority of you will be all, “THAT DOUGH THOUGH.” And not only because you like to rhyme. Maybe you do. Which, if […]
Can you believe I’m posting a pizza? Because I NEVER post pizza. I never do. Would you believe that round-up was nearly a year ago? I wonder how many pizzas I’ve posted since then. Hold on I’m gonna figure it out. Because I know you’re all dying to know. Oh. Oh wow. Seriously. Another one. […]
One last Thanksgiving recipe for ya! I act like I’ve been posting all these festive recipes lately, when in fact, I’ve only posted one, the Bacon-Wrapped Stuffing Bites. Which are insane. And I hope you try them tomorrow or next week or now. But these ROLLS. Oh gosh. Just imagine your appetizer table with these […]
I got my computer back! Thrice now. I’m terrified to talk about it because I’m afraid it will send the fragile little muthuh back into cardiac arrest. So I’ll just whisper it . . . y a a a y. Okay so pizza! Of course. Why not. It’s full-blown chilly outside and my belly doth […]
There comes a moment in everyone’s life when you realize sandwiches for dinner are the only way to live. Especially on nights when there’s no other way to cradle your mangled soul after finding out the whole Friends thing is a hoax. We’ve been HAD. But enough about that. We have melted brie to attend […]
Story time! Wait, did you just GROAN? I spent most of my formative years in Hobbs, New Mexico. Way out in the desert with tumbleweeds and dust and sleeveless muscle shirts. So from the ages of 9 to 19, if my family had any major shopping to do, like back-to-school style, we drove two hours […]
Our garden is already absolutely insane. Just look at this. It might not look like much to the naked eye, but I can assure you, it’s pretty tow up. And oops, in need of weeding. This isn’t even the entire thing! We have little beds along most of the fences. Of tomatoes. Of course. Each […]
That’s RIGHT I did, yo. Okay seriously – “yo?” I swear, if there was a Nerd Jar on this internet blog website, I’d be BROKE AS A JOKE. <— see? help me. The true fact deal is, I haven’t been able to get the pizza version of these out of my head. Wait, are these […]
