I’m gonna need your full upright attention on this here beaut pup beast. Because steak and butter. FILETS. With SUN-DRIED TOMATO BUTTER. What am I, a rancher? I love it. Have you ever made a compound butter? I’m telling you now, and don’t even argue with me, it’s the easiest way to pack so much […]
FREELERLEE DEELERLEE DAY. We’re going camping today. IN THE WILDERNESS WOODS. With the Blair Witch. Today and tomorrow and all weekend. Like three days of tent life. But we’ll get back to this. Let’s talk about piercings! (my mom just got super panicked right now.) It dawned on me the other day that no one […]
Mama. Mia. Sakes. Alive. Yes. Another. Cream. Sauce. Love it. If this isn’t so fall right now, I have no idea what we’re even doing here. Because this is the thing: you’ve probably been putting off making gnocchi for 47 years now. All the potato boiliiiiing, the cooliiiiiiing, the pushing through a riceeeeeeer, the adding […]
I went to Wisconsin! And ate so much cheese. And have so much to show you. And I ate so much cheese. Also, there was cheese. First of all, Madison is just a little treat and a half. This is the second time I’ve been to visit my lover Roth Cheese, and much like last […]
Freh! Ri! Deh! Ay! Can we talk makeup for a hot sec? ALL THE BAES BE LIKE JEAH, QUEEN. (<–total douche sentence. let’s just move forward.) It’s been a looooong time since I’ve used Glossier, but apparently according to the current Facebook and Instagram algorithm, their ads in my face every other hour have other […]
And just barely barely fried! But still a little fried. See how I love you? But dudes. Don’t even try to learnt me on if it’s Fish ‘N Chips, or Fish N’ Chips, or Fish ‘N’ Chips or Fish NSYNC Chips. I don’t get it. Never will. So Fish AND Chips it is. So glad […]
Octobeeeeeeer! Ahhhhh this is my absolute favorite month of the year. My favorite TIME of year. I want to punch it in the face I love it so dern much. Halloween costumes – check. Pumpkins on the front porch for all the squirrels to masticate and destroy – check. New trench coat eagerly waiting for […]
Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmy f key is still STUCK. I need help! You’re like, “How does this lady navigate through her own life?” So next weekend we’re having friends (with tiny kids) over for a spooooooky October backyard movie night. No listen it’s perfect, the sun goes down at 6:55pm. The temps are cool and crisp and snuggly […]
Anybody want pizza for breakfast? (DUH would be the correct answer here.) You guys know how I love eggs. I always tell Aaron when he’s not listening, “Eggs are the perfect food. You can fry, scramble, bake, hard boil, soft boil, poach, and they are COMPLETE MAGIC EVERY SINGLE TIME.” To which he replies, “Huh?” […]
And now I give you, your new autumnal foodal obsession . . . al. Guys it is ONE PAN. I know how you love your one pan meals. And you know how I love my one pan meals. This has so little hooplah you will absolutely lose your mind in it. And I’m not sorry. […]
