Yes ma’am, this is 100% based on, inspired by, catapulted from and birthed within the pages of THE RUMOR. But we’re doing it my way today. “And we’ll do it our waaay yes, our waaaay, make all our dreaaaaams come true. For me and youuuuu.” If you can name that reference we are soulmates. So! […]
I’ve been posting mixtapes to this internet blog URL website for like FIVE YEARS now and have never delivered on the choral. How could I hold out on you like this?! You’re like, “because it’s choral.” But listen. Something you might not know about me is that I was totally a choir nerd. (Isn’t it […]
Ohhhhhh this one’s gonna do it for ya. Marinated chicken. Marinated tomatoes. Marinated soul cavity. Wait. But like, we’re going to melt Swiss cheese on top of the chicken and it just chaaaanges the whole thing. Let us peepeth. Honestly, the legwork of this is the chicken prep and the tomato prep. I know I […]
It’s all the good things, really. Have I told you about my favorite way to make rice? I WANT to say I have. I know I’ve shown you the method during a Food Network video at one point, but I can’t remember if I have in here. WAIT, I have! Well, I’m doing it again. […]
FRRRRRRRRRRRR97856453421! Are you a puzzle person? Not to be confused with puzzled person. But a puzzle person. One who loves and adores and obsesses and maniacally works puzzles with unbridled pleasure. I’ve come to discover in my life that there are two camps of people in this world. Well, two camps, plus a sub camp […]
It’s a lot of words, I know. Also! I didn’t realize it was apparently sandwich week on this lil’ ol’ internet URL blog website! Tuesday’s was definitely more seasonal and picnicy and cute. This one? Nothing but comfort and ease and delicious soul bliss. You heard it here first. And don’t look at me like […]
Picnic style! You know we need all the simple dinners in July, n’est ce pas? Well this one takes you places. In your head. You might actually be planted firmly in front of your air conditioner vent, but you’re still a good person. These baguette sandwiches are a) unbelievably flavorful, like serious summer explosions in […]
FRRRRRRRRRRRRumuluduru! I wish I was a skirt person. I TRY. I try with skirts. I think, “Look at that skirt! What a cute skirt! I need that skirt!” And then I hate the stupid skirt. And I’ve tried Everlane, Madewell, Target, Old Navy, even F41 a few years ago, but nothing is quite right. Why […]
More gruyere! Just get into it. Listen, when it’s July, you tomato. You just do. This isn’t something to be negotiated. As of this moment, you’re officially on a mission to hunt down (Liam Neeson style) the most spectacular heirloom tomatoes you can possibly find and make your entire life about them. Because look at […]
We’re talking peak summer giddy food right here. Yes pigeon, that would be melted GRUYERE all over that seared shrimp and corn and jalapeno tucked into a toasted hoagie bun. It’s that meal that needs vera vera (I typed it twice so you wouldn’t think it was a typo) little prep work, but also tastes […]
