Look at me, coming at you with something completely different today! We’ll be fine. Sometimes I forget about pork tenderloin. Don’t tell it I said that. It’s just one of those proteins that lives in the back corner drawer of my cerebrum with quinoa and liquid smoke. (does one ever use liquid smoke? I’m still […]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFroopy doopy. So we all picked up on Taylor’s secret message in that long note she left on Instagram yesterday, right? APRIL NINTH. Dude you should have seen me the moment I saw that first rando capital letter in the middle of her first sentence. “This is a secret message, Aaron! I know she does […]
Winner winner slow-roasted tomato and turkey rigatoni dinner! (did I do that right?) This! THIS. It’s pure insanity. Delicious, luscious, succulent umami craziness and you need to make the rest of your life about it. Or at least this weekend. Pick one. It’s not laborious in the least, but it takes time. So plan ahead. […]
I mean, you can see where this is going, right? But see, it’s not just a tart for this weekend. (but make it this weekend) It’s really an anytime tart! Tarte. Tart. Toot. I think they all work. First of all, what’s the temp going to be where you are on Sunday? Here? ONE. ONE […]
FRRRRRRRRRRRReederleedee. When was the last time you peed your pants in public? Perhaps that’s not as solid a start as it was in my head. Maybe it would help if I remind you of the time I peed my pants in public. Yes, this is an actual blog post I’m writing in real life. Maybe […]
UMMMMMMMM. (insert all the dead emojis) Okay, I feel like I know you. I feel like I know when you’re going to really like something. I feel like when I really like and love something it’s like, oh yeah they’re going to really like and love this. In conclusion, I feel like I know you’re […]
One month down, 835 to go! It’s such a mood mix, you guys. I feel like February is that teeter totter month when you start to visualize brighter, warmer times, but still deep in the frigid trenches of Old Man Winter and his gnarly mustache. (I mean, he’s got a mustache, we both can see […]
FRRRRRRRRRRRReh! Deh! Don’t we feel like Swift’s gonna release another Long Pond Studio Sesh Thingy on Disney + any day now? But with Evermore? I feel like it’s coming. Don’t you feel like it’s coming? It’s coming, I can feel it. Because she keeps releasing all these little EPs every few days, and I JUST […]
Monkey bread. Pull-apart biscuits. Biscuit bake. TOMATO TOMAHTO. The important thing to know here is that this breakfast will beautifully destroy your world so go ahead and get excited now. This is what I imagine for your life: Valentine’s Day breakfast! It’s on a Sunday this year, so take your time. Put on some jazz. […]
You’re like, “Hold on wait what did you just say?” Yes, ma’am. That is a shredded pork shoulder all up in a rich but simple enchilada soup. It happened, and I need you to know about it. Plus! Let’s count the ingredients. I’ll do it, you refill your coffee. Okay, eight if we combine the […]
