Oh you mean normal people go to the park when it’s sunny outside and the grass is lush and green and the birds are filled with jubilatious chirping and the squirrels daintily frolic in the clover? Crazies. First of all, this post is definitely in partnership with Lily Jade diaper bags. Second of all, I’m […]
fridaYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYadirf. I have to tell you my dream real quick before I forget. So, okay – Carrie Underwood was in it, and we were on some college campus, like, in New England or something. Okay first, do you remember Jessica McClure in the well? Baby Jessica in the well, back in 1987 in Midland, TX? […]
I have found the most delicious loophole in life. Before I go any further, let me just say that yes, it has the word ranch in the title, but no, this won’t break your diet! If anything, it helps your diet. Because hi, ranch. (and cheeseandchipsandbread) And not only that, DOUBLE ranch. You might need […]
My feet hurt. The end. Just kidding! My feet and my back hurt. The end. Would you just look at that photo? They were ONE. That was an entire YEAR ago. Over 52 WEEKS ago. Two hundred and thirty five glasses of WINE ago. It’s like, their little faces have changed, but they haven’t. Their […]
FEEEDEEE FREEELEEE FRAAALAAA DEEE DEEE DRAAA DRAAA DAAAAY. Friday. Have I ever told you about the time I got my ears pierced? You probably got yours pierced at a traditional young age at the Claire’s in the mall, like all the other normal human beings in the world, right? Not me. You guys – I […]
We’re clean eating! Not sure why I put an exclamation point there. I know it’s not exciting, or comforting, or oozy sloozy melty creamy lusciousness, but I have to say; this meal is ding dong good. It FEELS good to eat. It’s light, and gives you a skip in your step. It makes your eyes […]
It’s my first pan sauce! Well, not ever. But for the year. Like I was talking about? My year of pan sauces? Never mind. You have to know about the evolution of this recipe. It’ll make you giggle. And by giggle I mean viciously stabby. So the other day I was trying to figure out […]
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First recipe of the year! Of course we’re slurpin’. Spaghetti and Meatball Soup. You guys, I thought I was inventing something BRAND NEW to the world, until I googled it and saw exactly 2934834674234o352y3248347342 recipes for it. Oh. But! As I sifted through a few recipes, I found that they really ranged from WAY SIMPLE […]
Well hey! I totally meant to slip this post into the final moments of last week, last month, last YEAR (hahahah! oh.), but our entire brood was struck with a wicked case of the snots. A cruel round of the aches. An immoral dose of the coughs. In short, we were like, way grody. So […]
