Carbs on carbs. Just the way I like it. But it’s not even that, fully. It’s mostly that. It’s probably 65% that. It’s the sauce! It’s 37% the sauce. Because it’s (A LOT of) roasted garlic, fresh thyme, a touch of cream and a little bit of silky olive oil. BA-LENDED. It’s probably 47% the […]
Can you believe I’m posting a pizza? Because I NEVER post pizza. I never do. Would you believe that round-up was nearly a year ago? I wonder how many pizzas I’ve posted since then. Hold on I’m gonna figure it out. Because I know you’re all dying to know. Oh. Oh wow. Seriously. Another one. […]
How gross is it that I want to serenade this pizza? A little Bryan Adams? A little “Everything I Do, I Do It For You?” A little shoulder sway? A little lip licking? A little too far? I seriously remember when that song came out in 1991. Best moment of my life. I was maj […]
Three different foods in one post. Gah, how obnoxious is this? Thing is, I’m SO SO behind on showing you the stuff I’ve been making for Tablespoon, and we’re almost into 2014 (WHAT). So in an effort to keep my stress at bay and contractions not cray, I’m gonna do a little food post dump […]
What has it been, 26 seconds since I’ve shown you pizza? Too long. And okay, while this isn’t really anything RECIPEISH or GROUND BREAKING or ONE MORE WORD THAT I COULD SCREAM AT YOU, it’s still dinner and I didn’t have to stand up too long to make it. I win! Do you even want […]
Oh as if you didn’t see this coming. Sure, anyone can poutine some hotdogs. That’s easy. But have you ever thought of poutining a pizza pie? Because thiiiiis is a whole new ballgame. Actually not really. Anyone can do this too, so just ignore me. But don’t! It’s an absurd monstrosity, yes. Pizza dough, french […]
I got my computer back! Thrice now. I’m terrified to talk about it because I’m afraid it will send the fragile little muthuh back into cardiac arrest. So I’ll just whisper it . . . y a a a y. Okay so pizza! Of course. Why not. It’s full-blown chilly outside and my belly doth […]
My first baby shower is this weekend. (!!!) Seriously, how are we already here? WELL, I can tell you. Did you like that all bolded and italicized? I wanted to make it a bigger font but I don’t know how. Maybe a bright green color? Oh ick, no. Anyway, it’s because I’m having 37 million […]
Total cop-out post . . . or brilliance. I’ll let you decide. But if it’s cop-out, don’t tell me, coo? I don’t know what it is lately, if I’m subconsciously preppin’ for the after-school snacks era, or if my little leeches love pizza and tortillas and cheese just as much as I do, but you […]
Oh gosh. Looks like a Tasmanian devil just whizzed through that mother, but it’s okay. I’m still a good person. Okay, so I read somewhere that the babies can hear me now. They can like, actually hear my voice. Through all that fluid, sac city, bubbles and goo, they can hear me. Yeah, I’m pretty […]
