Anothuh oneeeee-pannnn wonderrrrrr! Remember the movie That Thing You Do? With Tom Hanks and Liv Tyler? Like, forever and three hours ago? I LOVED that movie. “Youuuu. Doing that thing you doooo. Breaking my heart into a million pieces, like you always dooo!” Anyway, remember at the beginning of the movie when they spelled the […]
Aaaaaas in turkey. Ground turkey. Health! I made this a few weeks ago on a whim. And I am telling you, that sauce rented a space in my mouth and never returned the key. Hold on that didn’t make much sense. I don’t in fact still have the sauce in my mouth, all this time […]
Babies and pizza! Not to be confused with babies IN pizza. Or babies ON pizza. Or baby pizza. Jess, I’ve been waiting months (years, CENTURIES . . . MILLENNIUMS) to tell you something of utmost vital importance. This is your virtual baby showeeeerrrr! (said like Oprah) Ashley and I came together and rounded up 9257345234 […]
Ahhhh, welcome to the second edition of Snoopits! The series that allows me to pretend I’m cool enough for you to want to snoop around my crib. All the while realizing there will never be a world or lifetime in which I am cool enough to say the word crib. So what we have here […]
We’re having lentils for supper! Wait, don’t cry. I’ll never say supper again, I swear it. So this is how this went down. A few weeks ago I had mega mama plans for lentils, shrimp and asparagus. You know how when you decide on a meal, you envision how it will look, right? Like, will […]
Another one-pan dish, baaaybaaaay. Is it too soon to call you baaaybaaaay? Do you need to take me to dinner first? Oh! Make me this. So, remember that one time we one-panned this coconut shrimp dish? And we really liked it. It took a less than one Laverne and Shirley, was so outrageously yummy you […]
I say edition 1 because I like the idea of terrifying you silly that there’s a chance of 19 hundred and 87 billion more editions to come by January. Be afraid. Be very afraid. So, I’ve been doing this whole pregotron thing for 15 weeks and 3 days. And I have to say, this shiz […]
I’m so excited about this salad I’m going to scream. But it’s the dressing I’m most screamy about. Matter of fact, I’m writing Scream part 427 right now, and it’s all about the dressing. Remember at the beginning of the year when I made these Open-Faced Thai Peanut Chicken Sandwiches and I freaked my entire […]
I put a cheeseburger in a salad. Is that cool with you? Of course it is, you’re not made of GRAVEL. I also made a pub dressing that I think you might take a shining to. Do you remember the pub sauce from my pub burger post a long time ago? It’s the same thing! […]
It’s a good thing I’m showing you a salad today, because the rest of the week I’m pretty much blowing your diet. It’s going to be wonderful. So tell me, how was your weekend? We never talk about that! We should talk about it. Mine was arl gerd. My mom and sis were up for […]
