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Slow Cooked Pork over Pappardelle Pasta

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More clean eating! Just kidding. I’ll just call this good-times-giddy-pants eating. Stick-to-ya-ribs eatin’. Ain’t-nothin’-wrong-wid-it eatin’. PASTA. And slow cooked pork! With a bunch of smoked paprika in it. Glory hallelujah. Who rightly cares if it’s July, it’s easy and succulent and PASTA. . . . and slow cooked pork!   You can pick any pasta […]

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Slow Cooker BBQ Pork Nachos

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Are you March Madnessing? I think I still am. Which is weird for me because I’m totally not into sports. Unless you count ping pong and coffee creamer flipping. WHAT, there is a real art there, you guys. The teams that we were rooting for are all basically done. Judge Judy would be so mad […]

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Pork Chop Casserole

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DUDES. Is it okay if I call you dude? I call the babies dude. I think they like it. Matter of fact, I know they do because every time I say it they get a little pool of vomit right in the corners of their mouths. And if that’s not a sure sign of loving […]

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Pan-Fried Pork Dumplings

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Does anyone else giggle at the word dumpling? I’ll stop there. Okay but I can’t. And come on, pot-sticker? Who came up with these names? And why wasn’t I on the board? Because that meeting would have been awesome. “Who all is in favor for calling these little bites ‘dumplings’?” Me, “UMMMMMM YEAH.” The end. […]

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Piña Colada Grilled Pork Chops {Tablespoon Tuesdays}

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DO YOU LIKE PINA COLADA DU DU DU DU DUUUUH. I almost forgot to show you this old Tablespoon post from a couple of months ago. Geez. What’s my problem? Oh yeah, I’m growing 400,000 babies in my body. But peep it. It’s a smooth operator piña colada (I almost typed Colorado) glaze with coconut […]

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Seared Pork with Roasted Grapes

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Pork chawwwwps and apple sauuuuu-I MEAN roasted grapes. Lately I’ve been all about meals that basically make themselves. Meals that take less than .233462 minutes to pull together. Meals that use less than .19827345 ingredients from beginning to end. Meals that wash my car and mow the lawn. Meals that give me facials and paint […]

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Mini Moo Shu Pork Pizzas

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Welcome back to the Bev Turns Something Into Mini Pizzas Show. You may recall the episode earlier this week featuring these ridiculous deep dish polenta pies. And now these. What am I even doing. Somebodyyyy stop meeeeeh! (name that movie) You know, if I’m going to have my own show, I should really do it […]

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Beery Black Bean and Pork Soup

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Come on girls. Do you believe in love? ‘Cause I got something to say about it. And it goes something like this. Oh wait. Wrong forum! Or is it? On second thought, I DO have something to say about this, and it goes something like this: Can we just put beer in everything already? Who’s […]

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Fried Shrimp and Pork Dumplings with a Sweet and Sour Sauce

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Fried Food Friday. You like it? Not that I feel this should be like, a thing. I’m just mighty fond of alliteration and good times, holmes. PLERS, I fry food like once every 24 millennia, so we have to celebrate! You know, celebrate good times. Come on. TRUTH BE TOLD: A) One of these days […]

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Slow Cooker Paprika Pork over Parmesan Polenta

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Or we could just call it PPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. It’s like the scene in Friends when Joey was on set as a soldier (and almost missing Monica and Chandler’s wedding!), and his counter actor soldier guy keeps spitting all over him because, “when you enunciate, you spit!” It’s totally like that. (soldier costume sold separately) WHICH, by […]

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