OKAY, these are a complete blast so I’m going to need your full attention. Ready, Freddy? (jk) Snack sushi rolls! This is not actual sushi with raw fish. (Which I love and have posted before), but these are the ultimate kid-friendly sushi rolls. Snack time. Anytime. Now time. I’ll show you three versions in this […]
Frrrrrrrrrr! . … . . . . i day. Welcome to the Thanksgiving addition! I think it is. I mostly make this up as I go along so are we talking Thanksgiving today? We’re talking Thanksgiving today. Let’s talk Thanksgiving today! Please tell me you’re staying home. How about we all just stay home with […]
Bites, Nuggets, Bombs, Gobs, Blasts. You know. GUYS. The gremlins are about to be home, in my house, in my face, under my feet, in my way, in the air, for t w o w e e k s. (send wine.) So I made pizza rolls! For myself! Just kidding, for them. And myself. And […]
Today I’m 40. FORTY. I have no idea what this is supposed to look or feel like, but I just bought myself a birthday tongue scraper and jogging visor, so I feel this is pretty much on target. (You’re like, “Waaaay too early in the morning for the words tongue scraper, lady.”) Remember when people […]
My heart is on the verge on spontaneous combustion finally showing you these. (!!!) Coincidentally, they kind of look like hearts. So my sister and husband say. They’re little purple cabbage heart chambers cradling the most savory beefy and rice filling ya evah did see. It’s another Rewind Recipe! Hooray! Have you missed them? I […]
I can’t wait for your new life to begin with these. Thing is, they’re SOEASY. This is the most no-fluff no-huff way to eat some dang shrimp rolls. Next time you want to eat shrimp rolls and think to yourself, “Geez, some shrimp rolls sound so delicious right now but I’m not entirely sure what […]
Total cop-out post . . . or brilliance. I’ll let you decide. But if it’s cop-out, don’t tell me, coo? I don’t know what it is lately, if I’m subconsciously preppin’ for the after-school snacks era, or if my little leeches love pizza and tortillas and cheese just as much as I do, but you […]
Hey guess what! I made shrimp last night for the first time in four months. That’s right, man. Looked through a magazine, saw a picture of shrimp and thought, “Whoa, I didn’t barf on the spot. IT’S TIIIIME.” One thing I always craved before getting pregz, barely craved at all during the beginning, and definitely […]
Can you believe I’m not wrapping something up in a goldarned tortilla? I know! But before we begin, did you see my boyfriend sing last night right after having kidney stone surgery? Uh, surgery made him hotter. Something about the removal of the kidney stones definitely made his eyes even more piercing and sparkly and […]
