It just feels like a pasta day. Okay. Yes. I heard it, too. Every day feels like a pasta day. But! There’s something about (rosemary? haha) this RAIN today that oozes pasta in the face. The pasta’s not oozing in the face. The vibe is. Nothing is coming out right today. We need pasta is […]
Are you seeing that? Are you feeling that? You can’t not with roasted tomatoes. And onions! Those are roasted, too. I swear, roasted tomatoes don’t even have to be in season for this meal to shiiiiiine like the top of the Chrysler building. (<–name that movie.) And then we’re adding asparagus and lil’ mozzarella balls […]
Just warning you now, it’s pasta aaaaaall week! (I felt that collective soul nod.) It would be sacrilegious otherwise, being V-day at the end of this week. Or, Balemtime’s Bay as I call it because I’m a complete turd. But you don’t rightly care because I’m finally posting my slow-roasted tomato sauce pasta thingy! It’s […]
OH MY GOSH. OH. MY. GOSH. I almost don’t have words. I said ALMOST, don’t get so excited. This!^!^! Listen, I knoooow linguine with clams is a little cliché. But I don’t even rightly care because the amount of life joy your mouth experiences when it eats linguine with clams is other worldly. Other sea-y? […]
I basically have your Valentine’s Day dinner figured out. And you don’t have to tip! Ha. It’s loooobstah. But not like, the whole guy. Just the tails. The murdering is already done. And I’m telling you, this recipe is EASY. And not scary! And very buttery. Because it’s Valentine’s Day, and I read online that […]
IT’S BEEN SINCE AUGUST SINCE I LAST POSTED PASTA. (sorry to scream at you.) What kind of bull honk a wonk is that. AUGUST. I should be ashamed of myself. I bet the insanity I’m about to show you will somehow make up for lost time. For lasta time? Because THIS MEAL. Ugh. It was […]
Also known as, the exact ingredients in this meal. FUNNY STORY about how this recipe came to be. Not funny HA HA, just, “Oh, that’s funny.” Never mind. One of our favorite Italian restaurants in town, IF NOT our tip-top favorite, has this Giovonni pizza on their menu. It’s ridiculous. Sausage, red bell pepper, and […]
I don’t even know where to begin. And that frightens you, doesn’t it? As you can see, I have zero process shots. Or as my brain likes to Sean Conneryize it, “zhero proshesh shotsh.” But I can explain! (the no shots, not the Sean Conneryizing) Remember the video that we shot at my house a […]
It’s hard to see with the naked eye, but there are actually winged baby cherubs flying around in this pasta. They flit. They float. They fleetly flee they fly. (name that movie) YOU GUYS. We need to talk about something. A few things. I’m nervous to tell you because if I vocalize it through my […]
First of all, thank you guys sooooo so much for your texts, tweets, comments, emails, and calls yesterday. I just can’t tell you how cared for that made me feel. I wish I could just scoop you all up and put you in my purse. But I’d try and space you out because I wouldn’t […]
