No the world did not end but yes I baked!! (!) A CAKE. AN ACTUAL LIVING CAKE. But it’s mini. And filled with mascarpone cheese. Because a) cute and b) you can’t argue with your inner raging soul fairies when they guide you to mascarpone. You just can’t. On top of that, it’s not that […]
Because I’m lazy and can’t bloody decorate a gingerbread man properly. That’s the full title. But look how cute! And EASY. That has to be key. If I’m sitting around with a piping bag, a glass of wine and a colossal lack of precision, I will straight up ruin Christmas. We can’t have that. So […]
At least they feel like pie to me. They might be cake! Or giants. None the less, they’re chocolate-y and sweet and your watering mouth cavern beggeth. And it’s simple! Take a looksie. Your standard baking ingredients. AND GUYS. I’m not a baker, so this is huge for me. To be posting dessert? What is […]
AS IN, you can make this today or right now. Listen, it’s the second half of the summer. The heat and humidity have maliciously teamed up to make every waking second of our lives A YUCKY, SLOPPY, STICKY LIVING HELL. Revenge? Now traditionally, I do know that rocky road ice cream simply consists of chocolate […]
*This post is definitely sponsored by The Quaker Oats Company. But all honesty and ramblings are totally my own. We coo?* Are we over pumpkin yet? I’m going to pretend the answer is never. Because you knooooow you’ve had that lone ranger can of pumpkin puree in your pantry since Watergate. And you knoooooow you’ve […]
Dessert! We seriously, desperately need dessert. And not only is it a dessert, it’s more like a Thanksgiving/Holiday/Life HACK. Because you guys, it’s chocolate pudding in those galettes. As in, those clever little boxes of chocolate pudding. Open, mix, heat up, stir, done. I’m not being tacky! I’m being HACKY. (<–I’m making shirts.) Also, cream […]
It’s after Labor Day, so . . . DESSERT! Not that that has anything to do with anything, but we all know my logic and life skills. Annnnnnd, on top of that, it’s another Rewind Recipe! Meaning, I did not create this dessert recipe, therefore not putting you at danger for botulism or head lice. […]
WHY IS IT SO HOT OUTSIDEEEE. Sorry to scream. Please tell me Kansas City’s not the only town sitting on the face of the SUN. It is crazy brutal right now. Heat indexes of five thousand. Humidity of 3 billion percent. Ozone layer on the verge on quitting its job it’s so pissed off. It […]
Looooookie who baked! (hint: me) I am proud to say this is 100% my own baking creation. You know what a feat this is for me, n’est ce pas? MAJ. It’s nothing genius, but there’s a secret ingredient in this loaf that just gives it that OOMPH. Basically don’t look at the title of this […]
CHAWK-EEE-LAWWWT. (Mom, that was “chocolate.” I’m just saying it all hicky and sounding like a total boob in the process.) Welcome to installation part TROIS of the new Hershey’s Spreadable Chocolate Series! Not sure if you heard the word (nope, not bird), but Hershey’s recently released a new line of Spreadable Chocolate, and it has […]
