FRRRRRRRguesswhat. It’s my birthday! You’re like, “Well crap, now I’m obligated to read the rest of this post.” DANCE, PUPPETS, DANCE. But you’ll like this. The other day the kids were (sort of) decorating these shoe boxes that they’re taking to school today that will act as their “Reading Treasure Boxes” for the rest of […]
Hatch Chile Pork Nachos with Havarti Cheese
Didn’t you know that sheet pan nachos are your new life? They are. These are. This pan is. That up there is. However, let’s call these SUNDAY NACHOS. Because you know how so often I’m like, “It’s so quick blah blah! It’s so weeknight yadda yadda! Comes together in a flash la dee da!” These […]
Skillet Tomato Pie
Yeah, this is me begging. Straight up P L E A D I N G. Because I’m going to attempt to get you to want to make this wildly simple and ludicrously delicious skillet tomato pie, via the words and photographs in this blog post. But I feel like there’s no real ACTUAL WAY for […]
Friday Flotsam
FAAAAAAAARAAAAAADAAAAAAAAH. I need help! You’re like, “how about let me wake up first.” You know I’m a Kindergarten mom newbie. A mewbie. A mombie. Nope. Give me some snack ideas to send with the kids to school everyday! I know you vet moms are LOCKED AND LOADED with tricks and you better spill it. They’re […]
Broiled Salmon with Swiss Chard and Butter Beans
Yeah it’s healthy, so you’re going to be like, “WAAAAAH.” I know how you people are. Duncha worry, skillet tomato pie is next week, so you don’t have to delete me from your life! But this? THIS should be on your weekly meal mental lazy Susan because it’s not only amazing for you, but really […]
Loaded Greek Salad with Chicken and Crispy Chickpeas
So loaded! Loaded so good. Telling you right now, the only leg work with this salad o’ bulk is the prep work. And if you’re not arranging little bowls on a table, styling them and photographing them, about a year and a half less. Ha! Oh. Did you leave me? I made this salad for […]
Friday Flotsam
FREEBIE FROOBIE FRIBAY. . . . day. I meant day. What’s the deal with the purple shirt on the lady woman emoji? Why purple? No one likes purple. Unless it’s a lavender shade, but it’s not. It’s a bright b-hole purple. And it’s supposed to represent human fashion choices?! Think again, Chachi. Why can’t we […]
Blackened Chicken Pasta with a Butter and Wine Pan Sauce
Your eeeeeyes do not deceive you. Because did you see the words butter and wine sauce? I couldn’t decide if it should be wine butter sauce. Wine and butter sauce. Butter wine sauce. Butter and wine sauce. So I went with butter and wine sauce. So glad we had this talk. Okay, this meal. It’s […]
Roasted Broccoli and Snow Peas with Garden Breadcrumbs
Oh hi! This is a day late. Aaron got home Monday night and we stayed up until MIDNIGHT (like complete idiots) watching Avett Brothers videos and listening to new-to-me hip hop that he learned about on his dude’s trip. So this is a day late. But so worth it. Because everything is green and light […]
Friday Flotsam
Frrrrroopy droopy doopy doo. (doo) Guys I have the most humiliating story in the entire world to tell you. You’re going to disown me. I would disown me, too. I already did. So last week, my girl Ashlee slides into my dm (just kidding) sends me a message via Facebook messenger. It’s sort of late […]