Pertaters! But let’s give it style. You all know my maniacal obsession with thrifting. Estate saling, garage saling, flea marketing, swap meets, junk hunts. I love it. I love it all. Well I found this little cookbook recently at an estate sale. And I’ll tell you, from the dense weight of it (small but heavy!), […]
Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr r r r r rrrr r r r r r r r rr ………..! Have you ever peed in your dream and in actuality you’re peeing in your bed? This isn’t about a blog post about me peeing in my bed. (yet) But guess what I DID do in my sleep. Just guess. I’ll […]
Introducing::: My Summer Side Dish Series! (<–should I go ahead and add three more exclamation points? No? Oh.) I’m excited for this series as it’s all going to be EX-TRE-ME-LY easy for you all summer. Vibrant side dishes that work for any occasion, including spoon feeding yourself in a locked bathroom in the dark. Hey, […]
We’re going back to a basic today. An oldie but goodie. A classic. A NEED-IT-YESTERDAY situation. Ready? And it’s just a few ingredients, so hip hip hooray, bruh. The beauty of this weeknight wonder is that you can swap in or out any small pasta. Shells all ya got? Use ’em! I like the bowtie […]
Frrrrrrrrrrr i d a y e e e e e a a a a a h h h h! You wanna know what gives me micro anxiety? You’re like, “right out of the gate, huh?” Grocery store dividers. Or rather, grocery dividers. Those long thin black plastic bar thingies that you place between your groceries […]
And by mayo I mean NNAISE. So buckle up. Have you ever blistered your scallions? I know we blister our soul often, but hardly ever our scallions. We need to blister our scallions more often. Let’s blister our scallions today. And you’re hung at mayo-chicken, I get it. We’re marinating our chicken in mayonnaise and […]
Almost June! We’re not going to talk about how impossible that is. We’re not. But what we will talk about today is this playlist. It’s everything I played in Rosemary Beach. And by “everything I played in Rosemary Beach” I mean in my reels and stories. All that jazz, man! I will say that at […]
Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……….! I almost didn’t write today’s Flotsam. This week has been so heavy, so devastating, so crippling, so helpless, so gutting. But I decided this morning, literally right now as I’m changing my mind and still typing these words, that I must keep on. Actions have been made this week. Voices are loud and angry […]
Appetizer time! And it’s 100% no cooking, so get excited. This is a little something we had in Rosemary Beach, when Sarah and I took the kids to La Crema for fondue and tapas. THIS ^^ was our tapas. And it was so delicious I fainted into my portion and woke up 45 minutes later. […]
Here’s a solid vegetarian meal for all those craving it. (!) I’m unabashedly in love with this recipe because a) flavor for days. And b) the simple factor is embarrassing. There’s just so little to do, you can get started on that early summer major closet and drawers purge! Oh, you’re not doing that today? […]
