Or as Natalie calls it, APPOOOOOOL. That’s the way she says apple, you guys. Do you think I should call a doctor? The police? Before we even get into this, can we just look at last year’s photo for one second? Because I need yet another reason to set my ovaries on fire. DO YOU […]
YOU GUYS. I’m not YOUGUYSing the chicken just yet. Oh, I will here in a second, you better believe it, but first: YOU GUYS. Oh my gosh, you guys. Can I just take a second to freak-out THANK YOU from the bottom of my heart for your words/emails/comments/texts/tweets on Friday? I want you to know […]
f R I D A y. I almost skipped Flotsam this week. My alarm went off this morning at booty:30 and I was like, really? Do I have to? I think I’ll stay in bed. I don’t really have anything to say. They wouldn’t even notice! But unfortunately my […]
Welcome to round three of . . . What We’re Diggin’! The series in which I throw a bunch of stuff in your face in the hopes that you’re like, “Ohhhhh, yeah I dig that.” First off, I want to thank my super gracious sponsors that made this post happen. Thanks to them I now […]
Oh hi, delicious bowls of buffalo bliss. Come sit by me. These are like buffalo chicken wraps (my fave ever), but in a bowl! Like a Chipotle burrito bowl (also fave ever), but buffalo! Like if Paul McCartney and Stevie Nicks had a yummy hybrid love baby! Don’t tell them I said that. A few […]
FFFFFfffffRRRRRrrrrrIIIIIiiiiiDDDDDdddddAAAAAaaaaaYYYYYyyyyy. You would not BELIEVE the week Natalie has had. I’m telling you guys. Well, I’m about to tell you right now. Poor little noodle bug. So two days ago, Wednesday, we set out for a morning walk to the grocery store/hardware store, got back, la dee da, and relocated out back to play in […]
I may never be the same. Matter of fact, I don’t want to ever be the same. After the discovery of HOMEMADE dulce de leche, I feel the time has come to finally lock myself in a cage with endless vats of this other-worldly nectarous syrup of the sweetened milk gods, and say goodbye forever. […]
THIS. This this this this this. Even if you completely skip over this ridiculous blog post and head straight down to the recipe, I won’t be offended because THIS. You fer realz need to eat this. I hope showing you a photo of raw chicken is okay (<–rule breaker), because I want you to SEE […]
FRAWDAW. So I just woke up from this dream (no worries, I’m not going to put you through what I did a few weeks ago), and it’s got me really pondering something. In the dream I was sitting in like, a hotel lobby or something. And this dude that I went to high school with, […]
OCTOBAAAAH! This is my all-time favorite month, you guys. Well, October and April. Maybe May. I like November, too. Wait, June is good! Anyway. It’s a new month, which means a new MIXTAPE, bae bae. And iiiit’s a good ‘n. Yesterday we found ourselves with a few afternoon hours of not madness, so we decided […]
