Winner winner chicken di- you know what, no. When did that whole weird thing start anyway? Who INVENTED that strand of strange words? And why wasn’t it me? I guess my time in life will come someday. In the meantime (“on the other side of town” – name that show), I made you the creamiest, […]
Balemtime’s Bay! (please don’t x out.) Did you forget about today? It’s not like it’s a REAL holiday. So it’s totally fine if you did. No one’s mad. (actually don’t quote me on that.) But! If you’re having a mini coronary collapse because you forgot all about dinner tonight – then just imagine me sweeping […]
Or your new lover. Whatever. I know what you’re thinking. TURKEY? Why turkey? It’s so blah. So lifeless! Why WOULD YOU FORCE THIS ON HUMANITY??? And I know this is what you’re thinking because when I posted a teaser for this in my IG Stories, a number of you said those exact words. Minus the […]
Yaaay back to regular food! (fist bump nation) And I have to warn you about something. This week I’m posting two creamy recipes. One in pasta form. The other, soup. And both are creamy. Super creamy. Mega mama creamy. But it’s almost winter (technically still a few weeks away but who’s counting besides me) and […]
OH HEEEEEY, remember me? No? Really? Wait, REALLY? Oh. Well I have food for you. We all good now? Thought so. And it’s super fall-ish and cozy for your mouth! I knew you’d forgive me for being gone so long. It’s a casserole o’ chicken and mushroom and noodle glory. Let’s peep it. All the […]
Um, enter at your own delicious, delicious risk. BECAUSE THIS IS ILLEGALLY GOOD. It’s one of those recipes with that total booming umami combo, ya know. Bacon, sun-dried tomatoes, REAL BUTTER (not the fake alien stuff in the tub. go real. always real.), shrimp, fresh lemon, cheddar cheese and the curliest pasta ya ever did […]
I’m BACK, DID YOU MISS ME? (don’t answer that.) Because I missed you. I did! No, I did! When you’re out of your regular work slash community rhythm, it totally does a number on your work slash community . . . rhythm. Never mind. I HAVE PASTA FOR YOU. And the fabulous thing about this […]
I swear it’s lighter don’t look at me like that! On top of that, it’s meeeega retro. Which come on, is the only true way to approach a classic pasta salad. Because to me, there are a few necessary components to a pasta salad that makes it even worth anything at all. Let’s discuss. Well, […]
OH MY GOSH. OH. MY. GOSH. I almost don’t have words. I said ALMOST, don’t get so excited. This!^!^! Listen, I knoooow linguine with clams is a little cliché. But I don’t even rightly care because the amount of life joy your mouth experiences when it eats linguine with clams is other worldly. Other sea-y? […]
Free-form! We like free-form lasagna. Don’t argue with me. This is one of those springy-summery meals that’s super comforting, but doesn’t feel like you ate a wet cinder block. It’s also vegetarian, but you can absolutely throw in some shredded rotis if your hearts cries. LEZ BREAK HER DOWN. By the way, are these helpful? […]
