FRRRRRRRRRRRRRhi! Guys, I feel sorry for Karens. Not Karens Karens. They make me laugh/cringe. But real Karens. Actual Karens. Birth certificate Karens. Also, HOW DID THIS COME TO BE? First of all, I know two girls named Karen. Not currently, but I knew them in high school. And I always wonder, are . . . […]
Frrrrrrrrrrrr! i. d! a. y! Well guys I have the worst news. Oh, it’s awful. Get ready because it’s positively excruciating. I almost can’t even tell you but I feel like I need to face you, screen to screen, for this savage wave of humiliation that my soul is about to crash upon you. If […]
FLID FSID FWID FMID FRIIIIdddd. ay. Remember “To be Continued…” back in ’80s and ’90s sitcoms? Weren’t those the absolute worst things to ever happen in your life? And they happened at the most crucial times! Which, I know, is the point. They weren’t often, but when they were, you were a jumbled mix of […]
FRRRRRRRRRRRRRoobybooby. Okay so why are we cutting so much? What’s with all this cutting? We cut a rug. We cut in while we’re cutting a rug. We cut the cheese. We cut the mustard. We cut it out. We try to cut down. We cut time. We cut ties. We cut our losses. We get […]
FRRRRReedeerdeedooo. Before I even begin this post, I’d love to share a couple of thoughts. You’re like, “wait I’m nervous.” I’ll be completely honest – I’ve really struggled with how to navigate this week. Is reposting videos and graphics in Stories a total cop-out? Should I say more? Should I shut up? Do I just […]
FRRRRRRRRRahahahahaha. Haha! Ha. Fa. Fra? I’m sorry but I just feel like “Doc” Brown should have had darker hair and eyebrows in 1955. He looks the exact same! HE LOOKS THE EXACT SAME. Okay, slightly less frizz in this mane, but everything else is exactly the same. And correct me if I’m wrong, but is […]
FREEEEELARLUHDAY. I love Meryl Streep. (<–just jumping in.) We all love Meryl Streep. The world loves MerylfreakingStreep. But I have a confession to make. And this just may alter the course of our relationship. I need you to go easy on me when I admit what I’m about to admit. Don’t damage me, guys. I’m […]
FRRRRRRRR! The other day Natalie said, “Yoo-hoooooo!” to Will when she was looking for him. Like in this current year she said, “Yoo-hoooooo!” all filled with joy whilst peeking into his room. And I swear to you a pinky was extended. No one says, “Yoo-hoooo!” anymore. Do you know anyone who says, “Yoo-hooooo!”? Give them […]
Fffffffeeleelaaloooooday! Guys I just feel like Princess Buttercup should have known it was Wesley under his black eye mask. I mean, you can SEE OVER HALF OF HIS FACE. And his entire body when he’s walking around talking about his own death. And she could hear his voice saying all those sentences back to back […]
Frrrrrrrrrrrr i d a i y a y a h a h. I have a confession to make. And it’s rather shocking, given my . . . everything. And I’m going to tell you now to get it out there and over with. I think we’ll all feel better after this. Here goes . . […]
