FRRRRRRRRRRRReh! Deh! Don’t we feel like Swift’s gonna release another Long Pond Studio Sesh Thingy on Disney + any day now? But with Evermore? I feel like it’s coming. Don’t you feel like it’s coming? It’s coming, I can feel it. Because she keeps releasing all these little EPs every few days, and I JUST […]
Monkey bread. Pull-apart biscuits. Biscuit bake. TOMATO TOMAHTO. The important thing to know here is that this breakfast will beautifully destroy your world so go ahead and get excited now. This is what I imagine for your life: Valentine’s Day breakfast! It’s on a Sunday this year, so take your time. Put on some jazz. […]
You’re like, “Hold on wait what did you just say?” Yes, ma’am. That is a shredded pork shoulder all up in a rich but simple enchilada soup. It happened, and I need you to know about it. Plus! Let’s count the ingredients. I’ll do it, you refill your coffee. Okay, eight if we combine the […]
FRRRRRRRRRRRillylillyloo. You want to know something that makes me crazy? (you’re like, you mean besides everything?) In movies (and tell me if you’re the same), when someone receives or delivers a bouquet of flowers, and things don’t go quite as planned, and the FLOWERS ARE THE ONES TO PAY. Gettin’ thrown and dumped and trashed […]
We painted the inside of our fireplace white! Which I’m sure by the laws of brains and decisions and common sense makes me certifiably loony. But A) I wanted to do this to see if it worked (wait why are you laughing?). And B) I wanted to document it so that I could share the […]
Just want to make sure you caught the word ranch in the title. Ranch pizzas. These are ranch pizzas. There’s ranch in them. You know when you say a word so many times you don’t know what it is or if it’s right anymore? That just happened with ranch. Why does it sound weird? It’s […]
Fffffffffffffffffffffffffrome on doooooown! (<–can’t believe it took me that long.) Who is Allen? And – who is this Phillip? And more critically, what makes them think they just go around naming wrenches and screwdrivers? Are they buddies? Because if you name a tool after yourself, you’re definitely not “friends,” you’re “buddies”. Do you think Allen […]
I almost typed angle hair pasta. And by almost I mean I typed angle hair pasta. So hark it, another under-ten-ingredient recipe for your face and mouth! Just because it’s simple doesn’t mean it lacks. Because see that lemon? Secret weapon. Which I know you know, but I just feel like talking, you know? Let’s […]
Because curried egg salad felt like the right recipe to kick off the new year! OKAY. You caught me. What was supposed to be the first recipe of the year was going to be a casserole, but it FLAWPED. (which is “flopped”, but in southern speak.) I’m only letting you know about this failure because […]
FrrrrrrrrooooooaaaahhhI had to brush off the dust in here! Hi hi! Proofing bowls. (just jumping right in.) Do I neeeeeed one? And also, do you call it a proofing bowl or a proofing basket? It looks baskety, but in a bowl shape. And I do not want to get this wrong with my bread heads. […]
