It makes me crazy. Absolutely crazy. We are TWO DAYS away from 2014 and I feel like just twenty minutes ago I was falling asleep at 10:30pm- I MEAN cheersing at the turn of 2013 with bubbling champagne in hand and big dreams for the new year. And here we are. I’ve got swollen logs […]
Sho-Ko-LAAAAAT. (Mom, that was “chocolate.” I’m just saying it all Frenchy and sounding like a troll in the process.) Welcome to installation part deux of the new Hershey’s Spreadable Chocolate Series! If you hadn’t yet heard the word (which is still not bird), Hershey’s released a new line of spreadable chocolates, and I highly advise […]
I decided to get all James Bond on ya and slide one last craft post in before Christmas break. I have no idea what this has to do with you, Mr. Bond, 007 sir, and I’m sorry for dragging you into it. Okay so homemade candles. Have you ever done this before? This was my […]
Three different foods in one post. Gah, how obnoxious is this? Thing is, I’m SO SO behind on showing you the stuff I’ve been making for Tablespoon, and we’re almost into 2014 (WHAT). So in an effort to keep my stress at bay and contractions not cray, I’m gonna do a little food post dump […]
It’s the FIEEENNAAAAL COUNTDOOOOWWWWNNNNAAAAHH. Can you believe we’re at 34 weeks and one day. How? HOW? Which coincidentally rhymes with cow. COW. Funny how that works. At this point in the game, there’s just not that much to say. Ohhhh don’t get too excited. I still plan on draping you with mental armpit fart […]
This is a sponsored post by Hillshire Farm sausage. But I mean, are you surprised? You know how I love the sausage. You know what, I should just start over. Also, I’m having babies in like five minutes. Can you believe this? It’s starting to freak my face off. It’s not that I have a […]
This is a sponsored post from Hershey’s Chocolate, and the timing couldn’t be more brilliant because oh hi, I’m 847 weeks pregnant with 15 babies and funneling chocolate into my facial orifice by the mountain loads. Holla. I’m not sure if you’ve heard the word (which is not bird), but Hershey’s just released a new […]
What has it been, 26 seconds since I’ve shown you pizza? Too long. And okay, while this isn’t really anything RECIPEISH or GROUND BREAKING or ONE MORE WORD THAT I COULD SCREAM AT YOU, it’s still dinner and I didn’t have to stand up too long to make it. I win! Do you even want […]
It’s not too soon after Thanksgiving to eat tortillas, is it? NEVAAAAAAAH. I seriously couldn’t live without tortillas. I’m pretty sure that instead of blood coursing through my veins, there are tiny chunks of tortilla just swimming and floating around. That was disgusting. I posted these taquitos on Tablespoon a while back, on National Clean […]
Oh Lord, we’re crafting. But hark! Before you volunteer to spend the night on a brown recluse farm, you should know that this craft is super weird and actually quite simple. Fake snow. I mean yes, you can buy it already made, but where’s the CHRISTMAS SPIRIT IN THAT? I must admit, I’d never made […]
