Hershey’s New Chocolate Spreads

This is a sponsored post from Hershey’s Chocolate, and the timing couldn’t be more brilliant because oh hi, I’m 847 weeks pregnant with 15 babies and funneling chocolate into my facial orifice by the mountain loads. Holla.


I’m not sure if you’ve heard the word (which is not bird), but Hershey’s just released a new line of spreadable chocolate. Let me just say that again. SPA-READABLE CHOCOLATE. And they’re flavored and soft and sexy and don’t stand a chance of survival anywhere near my head and face and life.

Matter of fact, it’s not far from the truth to say that the entire top portion of my torso is wedged inside one or more of these jars right now. It’s so wonderful.

So this is what’s going on. Hershey’s sent me a kit with three spreads, and some lovely, crackery, fruity, savory yums to pair them with. I’m going to be talking about the spreads over a few posts in the coming weeks, showing you a recipe with one of the spreads, and hosting a giveaway. A chocolate giveaway. A SPA-READABLE CHOCOLATE giveaway. Ha-biggidy.

Here’s the situation:

We have a regular chocolate spread. Dear Lord.


Chocolate with hazelnut. I almost need to lie down.


And chocolate with almond. Yeah I’ve lost feeling in my face.


You like the little chocolate waves peaking out of the tops of each jar? You like that? U likey? (ew, forget that last one)

I’ll talk about pairing in the next post, but I can’t help but show you this little peeky peek right now! (what is wrong with me)


Hooray for chocolate spreads! I’m jazzed about this. My babies are, too, but you didn’t hear that from me.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to figure out how to get my torso out of these jars. Or more in?


*Disclosure: This is a sponsored post. Hershey’s Chocolate sponsored it and compensated me via a cash payment, gift, or something else of value to write it. But as you know, all opinions and thoughts are my own, dudes. #spreadpossibilities

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23 Responses to Hershey’s New Chocolate Spreads

  1. Kelly Jo December 11, 2013 at 8:32 am #
    I might try and sneak out of work right now so I can go buy one of these immediately. And I'm curious about the celery, I've never had it with chocolate but for the past 2 weeks I've wanted nothing but celery so this excites me.
  2. Amanda December 11, 2013 at 8:55 am #
    2nd day following you and you made my morning! Love starting the day with a good laugh:)
  3. Melissa @ Treats With a Twist December 11, 2013 at 9:04 am #
    Too funny. I'd have myself wedged into one of the jars too! That's quite a talent you have :)
  4. Briana | Bites of Bri December 11, 2013 at 9:23 am #
    Ohhhh, this sounds to good to be true! and Ali said you weren't into sweets... :)
  5. Jennifer J December 11, 2013 at 9:25 am #
    I am thinking stocking stuffers!
  6. Averie @ Averie Cooks December 11, 2013 at 9:51 am #
    I really want to find a spoon & one of those jars :)
  7. Dixya @ Food, Pleasure, and Health December 11, 2013 at 10:03 am #
    that almond and chocolate version looks soooo good.
    • Anonymous February 6, 2014 at 12:09 am #
      All they need to make is a caramel almond spread. Yummy!
  8. Lauren @ Climbing Grier Mountain December 11, 2013 at 11:09 am #
    I want to spread this on my face!!! Gorgeous pics, Bev!
  9. DessertForTwo December 11, 2013 at 11:29 am #
    Spa-readable chocolate. I feel like they should have consulted you for their entire marketing campaign. You rock it. (You rock all the things.) Forever and ever amen.
  10. Shari Evans December 11, 2013 at 12:08 pm #
    Love, love, love! Can't wait for news on the give away :)
  11. Mary @ The Kitchen Paper December 11, 2013 at 1:07 pm #
    Oh man, I just got some of this in the mail yesterday and so I FEEL YOUR PAIN (or joy?). I'll be lucky if the jar lasts until the end of the day... yikes.
  12. Mallory @ Total Noms December 11, 2013 at 1:10 pm #
    oh em jeezy these look so addicting!
  13. Liz @ The Lemon Bowl December 11, 2013 at 2:26 pm #
    Dear God I've never wanted spreadable chocolate in my mouth more than in this moment.
  14. Jersey Girl Cooks December 11, 2013 at 4:27 pm #
    I am loving my Hershey spreads. It is so good that I need to go buy more for my next post! 3 jars doesn't last long...lol.
  15. Tieghan December 11, 2013 at 9:45 pm #
    Give me!! Seriously, I want some spoons and those jars!
  16. Amy @Very Culinary December 11, 2013 at 10:10 pm #
    I heard about these and am utterly depressed I was not offered a sampling. *sits in corner and cries*
  17. Katie December 12, 2013 at 7:31 am #
    SPREADABLE! Oh holy moly...
  18. Jackie @ The Beeroness December 12, 2013 at 2:42 pm #
    I feel the same way about the words "Spreadable Chocolate" as I do about the words "Free Money" because it's pretty much like the same thing. P.S. There needs to be a video showing exactly how you take photos while 847 weeks pregnant, because it's impressive.
    • Bev Weidner December 13, 2013 at 7:11 am #
      It's actually quite hilarious. There's a lot of grunting and panting and cursing. So lovely!
  19. Sommer@ASpicyPerspective December 12, 2013 at 8:40 pm #
    Those jars are calling my name!
  20. kevin December 17, 2013 at 10:39 am #
    Hershey has a habit of running television commercials showing people placing the chocolate candy in their mouth but never swallowing. I can only imagine the actors spitting out the candy after the director yells cut. Possibly, on there new spreads, Hershey will show the full consumption, and not just mouth close-ups of actors lying to us as usual.
  21. Nutmeg Nanny December 18, 2013 at 12:03 pm #
    Oh yes, I agree, these are very sexy and I need some yesterday!

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