Valentine’s Day Roundup!


Happy Almost Valentine’s Day! Or as I like to call it, Balemtime’s Bay. It’s . . . endearing? I thought today we’d take a lil’ stroll together through some old romanticalized posts, hand in hand, to get our hearts and souls in gear for what tomorrow brings. Oh you don’t want to do this hand […]

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Skillet Pizza with Lox and Ricotta Cheese


It’s baaaaaaack. Oh ew, that makes me think of Poltergeist. And the adorable little blonde girl and how she DIED on set. Wasn’t that the story? Remember? She sniffed some dust or something that they used to make the Poltergeist smoke and had an allergic demon-possessed reaction? And remember the little boy ghost standing in […]

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Chipotle Chicken Lettuce Wraps


Ohhhhhhhhhh. Yeah, this is it. Are you tired of the same ole boring lettuce wraps? Are you feeling restless and worn out from the mundane routine of lettuce wrap chomping? Are you dreaming of a time and place where nothing matters and you can run footloose and fancy-free in the streets in that new Stevie […]

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BBQ Shrimp Minestrone


Game changer. And you know what, I’m not even going to bore you to tears with some random run-on story about the other day when I went to the grocery store and saw some d-tard parked IN FRONT OF THE SHOPPING CARTS and not in a regular parking spot. And how I took a picture […]

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Tuna and Spinach Stuffed Shells


Where there’s a shell, there’s a sway. You know like, once you realize there are shells involved in mouthal consumption activity, you sway that way? Like, towards the shells and away from say, regular pasta or a sandwich? You sway towards the shells? The shells in which you sway towards? The shell swaying? Oh! Let’s […]

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Fire-Roasted Tomato Chicken Pasta

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I didn’t plan on showing you pasta two days in a row. Also, I just spent an annoyingly long time just now trying to figure out which word to link to yesterday’s post. First it was “plan.” But that looked weird. And then it was “showing,” but that made my noggin hurt. Couldn’t be “you” […]

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Linguine with Pesto and Seared Scallops


I don’t even know where to begin. And that frightens you, doesn’t it? As you can see, I have zero process shots. Or as my brain likes to Sean Conneryize it, “zhero proshesh shotsh.” But I can explain! (the no shots, not the Sean Conneryizing) Remember the video that we shot at my house a […]

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Superbowl Food Roundup!


(Originally posted two Superbowls ago. Whenever that was. Like two years ago. Okay bye.) Let’s get ready to RUMBLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. That’s not it at all, is it? It’s a ping pong tournament on Sunday, right? Shuffleboard? Moonwalking whilst covered in tar and feathers and reciting Emily Dickinson with a cake on your head competition? Who cares. […]

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