FFFFFFreelahlulahlaylahyay. Who do you think the ORIGINAL Team-Off was? That made no sense. Let me start over. You know how we’ve been saying team this or team that for a bazillion eons now? Team Edward or Team Jacob. Team Ben or Team Noel. Team Aniston or Team Pitt. (<–remember?!?!) Team Jess or Team Logan. Team […]
But like, with a sauce! A coconut milk sauce. So good. And it’s low carb! Which are incredibly sad and awful words and should be thrown away in the trash, but seeing as how March THE FIRST is tomorrow, I know it’s that micro mental shift into “bikini bod” land. Which are also awful words. […]
Yes those are the words you are reading right now. Also, sorry about the BURNT cheese. Sometimes these things happen in life, so we just hold hands, press our faces together and surge on. I’ve been dying (said like a 15-year old) to show you this recipe for like, years. LITERALLY DAYS. More than three […]
Vegetarians! Here it is. Here you go. Open wiiiiiide! (I can chill.) But really. This has become (and will become for you) a LUDICROUS idea for dinner or lunch or now. Not only is it completely and unbelievably delicious, but it’s . . . unexpected! Like a baby with a mustache. It’s like WHAT is […]
FRRRRRRRRRRewey dew! I dunno. Do you make the bed? What I mean is, when do you make the bed? What I MEAN is, how do you make the bed? What I MEAN MEAN is, are you into making your bed? This blog post already completely sucks. What I MEAN EEEES, is making the bed something […]
Balemtime’s Bay! (please don’t x out.) Did you forget about today? It’s not like it’s a REAL holiday. So it’s totally fine if you did. No one’s mad. (actually don’t quote me on that.) But! If you’re having a mini coronary collapse because you forgot all about dinner tonight – then just imagine me sweeping […]
You had to see it coming. I don’t think there’s anything greater in this life than a) those three words back to back, and b) eating those three words side by side. And let me just say, I’m no cheeseboard pro! Because I feel like it’s all in the mix and match, try this and […]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF r i d y a. I mean a y. What exactly do you do with witch hazel? Besides get excited about using the words witch and hazel back to back. What does it do? What does it heal? What ancient voodoo of yesterlore do I need to absorb for ultimate life happiness? I just […]
Um, yeah. So this might sort of ruin you so good. Because it’s that one meal that no matter which way you look at it, you can’t kick it out of your mouth. You can’t. And because I was feeling a bit nostalgic whilst listening to some Alanis Morrisette the other day, I added baby […]
Happy February! …five days in. And don’t look at me like that – this mixtape is the furthest from over-the-top sap. Matter of fact, it’s hardly about love or loving or lovers at all! (minus Gillian’s song My First Lover, which isn’t even romantic, but simply incredible and everyone must store this song somewhere in […]
