Helloooo. (said like Jerry Seinfeld) As I ease back into new-year blog cooking (because there was a birthday and then I was out of town and basically haven’t cooked a dang thing yet this year), I’ve gathered 18 (!!) of my favorite soup recipes on this here internet blog website URL for your slurping pleasure. […]
I feel like it was just yesterday. Well, it was. Yesterday plus 365 days. So I guess it’s yesteryear. Well, yesteryear plus a day. You’re already annoyed. This is probably one of my most favorite photos of all time. I can still remember the exact emotions that were flooding my nucleus innards. Of course the […]
We’re getting a birthday over here today! Well, two birthdays. Two babies + two first birthdays = two first birthday crowns. See how good at math I am? First and foremost, these crowns are pretty jank. But I so don’t care. They’re janky cute. Cutesy jank. Two jankies + two cutesies = six proseccos. See […]
Happy New Yeaaaaarrrrr! . . .ish. I gotsta be straight up with you right now. This isn’t my recipe. I did not come up with this perfectly simple, satisfying, knock-your-face-off-to-yummy-town appetizer. No, no. Not me. Not I. Not myself. Not even Irene. (who IS Irene?) This appie is actually brought to you by my super […]
He came. He went. That sunbia conquered. And you’re totally creeped out. Tell me how your Christmas was! Was it wonderful? Horrible? Snowy? Hot? Stressful? Relaxing? Did you get everything on your wish list? Are you exhausted? Ready to do it again? Never want to think about the holidays for the rest of time? If […]
Okay, so nooooooow where are you with your shopping? Just kidding! Unless you’re still shopping, then I’m totally not kidding. I know it’s a bonkers week, and you’ve got gifts to wrap, and open, and cookies to bake, and eat, and cars and bags to pack, and cookies to eat, and movies to watch, and […]
Last Friday until Kreeeeeezmuuuuus! Of course, like the psycho lunatic that I am, I’ve now decided to take the babies to IKEA today to just maaaake sure I’m done shopping. I mean, I’m done. I should stay home. But I need to make sure I’m morally, ethically, spiritually, physically, positively, absolutely, undeniably, and reliably- dead! […]
And pasta. I should definitely mention the pasta. Oh, and the roasted garlic cream sauce! I’m gonna mention that, too. An entire head of garlic (duh) roasted until it’s so tender you could use it as a face mask. By the way!- don’t do that. This is like, one of your classics. Chicken and broccoli, […]
Ten days until Christmas and I’m just now showing you a gift guide. Oops? Seriously though, lots of people wait until the veeeera laaaast second. They thrive in the chaos! They blossom under the pressure! They flourish in the mayhem! Not me, dudes. No way no how. I would have 57 panic attacks if I […]
FAH-RAH-DAH. That’s “Friday” in Bev speak. I’d like to start this flotsam by showing you this lovely little Christmas village. How about, it’s made of CHEESE. You either just got extremely hungry, or extremely grossed out. I didn’t make this cheese village, no way. Lord knows I don’t have the patience for something this detailed. […]
