FRRRRRRRRRRRRRoobybooby. Okay so why are we cutting so much? What’s with all this cutting? We cut a rug. We cut in while we’re cutting a rug. We cut the cheese. We cut the mustard. We cut it out. We try to cut down. We cut time. We cut ties. We cut our losses. We get […]
“Snacks” being used loosely here. More like Bagel Pizza WAY OF LIFE. What happened was, one late afternoon last fall, Will was “STARVING, MOOOOOOM.” So I made him a quick bagel pizza (nothing new, I know), with pizza sauce and lunch meat (not reinventing the bagel wheel here), a few greens tucked in (sneaky like […]
Bites, Nuggets, Bombs, Gobs, Blasts. You know. GUYS. The gremlins are about to be home, in my house, in my face, under my feet, in my way, in the air, for t w o w e e k s. (send wine.) So I made pizza rolls! For myself! Just kidding, for them. And myself. And […]
(This post is definitely in partnership with Wonderful Halos, but all ramblings and citrus inhaling are my own. We coo?) Halos! Raise your hand if you bring one or 40 of these bags home from the grocery store every week? (I’m raising both hands. And legs.) I remember growing up what a PAIN peeling an […]
F A R I D A Y E E E . I had this crazy dream just now. I was in a car wreck! Not a horrible one, but not a tiny fender bender, either. It was a chain wreck, like the kind you see on the local news from a helicopter, where a dude […]
Do you make homemade popcorn? We make homemade popcorn. Let’s make homemade popcorn. But let’s make it cray! Just kidding, I don’t say cray. I say BAE, but not cray. Good heavens, never cray. I used to say cray, but not anymore. I noticed it would make my hair fall out, so I stopped saying […]
Pop! . . . goes the . . . popcorn? Time to ‘fess up. Do you buy microwave popcorn or do you make it from scratch? Be honeeeeest. Because if you say microwave I’ll totally high-five you. It’s dang good, isn’t it? All that powered extra-terrestrial butter madness? LU-HUVE it. But! You should totally start […]
Do you remember pimento cheese? Ohhh I’m just kidding! Of course you don’t. Not unless your birthday falls prior to Michael Jackson’s 1982 release of Thriller. You might cringe when you think of the tub o’ paste that your grandma used to serve to you in summertime sandwich form, but I’m here to say, there’s […]
Sho-Ko-LAAAAAT. (Mom, that was “chocolate.” I’m just saying it all Frenchy and sounding like a troll in the process.) Welcome to installation part deux of the new Hershey’s Spreadable Chocolate Series! If you hadn’t yet heard the word (which is still not bird), Hershey’s released a new line of spreadable chocolates, and I highly advise […]
It all started one unassuming summer afternoon. (Oh great, is she seriously going to tell us one of her blah blah blah omg and then this craaaazy thing happened stories that make me want to arrange teeny grenades inside my eardrums?) THAT’S RIGHT CHACHI, SO SIT. Sorry to scream at you. It was Sunday afternoon. […]
