If I break out in “UNDA DA SEA,” are you going to punch me? Look at those tentacles! I’ve never had tentacles on my plate before. I like tentacles on my plate. Don’t tell Ariel I said that. This dish is something ELSE, y’all. I know it might seem a smidge unapproachable, but a) you […]
This is your second chance in life. And it involves carbs and bacon. And brussels sprouts, which is green, so it’s basically a salad. Meals like this govern my life. Approachable enough for a weeknight, but disguised as a pretentious, laborious weekend undertaking that makes you stabby. It’s quite simple really! And you can juggle […]
OH HI. So this morning I had a major site crash, and it lost my whole post. So – here are three photos, and the recipe. Lawd knows I have no idea what I blabbed about this morning. Something about Emily Gilmore and having a face that looks like a lighthouse? Because I make sense […]
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhmahgah. You know how all fall you’ve been saying, “I need that ooone soup to taste that ooone way and do that ooone thing to my mouth and that ooone thing to my brain and stomach and make me a better person in this life.” You know how you’ve been saying that? Right. Well I’m […]
One pan. One hour. Three steps. Jubilation parade. I know it’s just FISH BLAH BLAH, but you guys. This is seriously my new favorite way to eat the fishes. “Les poissons les poissons HEE HEE HEE HAW HAW HAW.” (<–name that movie) It’s not a NEW way of eating fish per se. I ain’t reinventing […]
FAVORITE NEW LUNCH. Sorry to scream. So this sucks. (not the salad, but what I’m about to tell you.) A week before Labor Day I somehow hurt my ankle while running. I’m not sure when the exact moment was, because I don’t remember anything specifically happening during my run, like a snap, a crackle, or […]
Broccoli NOODLES. Have you ever heard of such a thing!? No. No, you haven’t. My life has been forever changed with this brilliant invention. It’s called the Inspiralizer, and it turns baaaasically everything into NOODLES. NOODLES! I feel an all caps moment is appropriate here. My awesome friend Ali Maffucci discovered this lil’ machine only […]
So this is totally not Mexican food. My bad! But it’s linguine with chicken and obscene amounts of butter and lemon. Will you forgive me? So, Chicken Piccata. Is this a regular meal for you? A longggggaaaa time ago it was something that was surprisingly a bit intimidating for me. I’m not sure why. It’s […]
Honestly, is it any huge shock that I’m already giving you kale and sausage? Right. I mean glory be, this is pretty much the fuel to my soul. (besides salt on chocolateeeeohhhdeaaarrrr.) I eat this in soups, on bread, in regular pasta, and now . . . broken pasta! Broken lasagna sheets to be exact. […]
We’re having lentils for supper! Wait, don’t cry. I’ll never say supper again, I swear it. So this is how this went down. A few weeks ago I had mega mama plans for lentils, shrimp and asparagus. You know how when you decide on a meal, you envision how it will look, right? Like, will […]
