How about a brunch idea?! Or a Saturday idea. Or a now idea? We’re honestly slicing, toasting, whisking, spreading, drizzling, and garnishing. That’s it. Isn’t it wonderful? And look, if you want to make the croissants yourself, that’s completely fine, ya overachiever. But it’s summer and I’m gonna breeze through these next three months the […]
Or as I also call it loudly to no one, THE WINTER PIEEEEE. (all those eeees are completely necessary.) I told you this year was going to be my pie year, right? I really think it is. Pies and breads. I’m working on my pie crust craft. It’s not PERFECT, but that’s why I’m here. […]
This is about as sorority girl as I get, you guys. We’re not pairing it with a pumpkin spice latte DO NOT DELETE ME FROM YOUR LIFE. But in pancakes it’s fine, right? Also it’s mainly bananas. Banana pancakes with a barely-there kiss of the tiniest hint of a minuscule threat of pumpkin. But it’s […]
Anybody want pizza for breakfast? (DUH would be the correct answer here.) You guys know how I love eggs. I always tell Aaron when he’s not listening, “Eggs are the perfect food. You can fry, scramble, bake, hard boil, soft boil, poach, and they are COMPLETE MAGIC EVERY SINGLE TIME.” To which he replies, “Huh?” […]
FFFFFFFFFRSAMDAYIDFLRFF. (<—miss me? don’t answer that.) Does anyone actually know what a sump pump looks like? No. No one does. Not even the men or women that install them. No one knows what a sump pump looks like. I don’t know what a sump pump looks like. It dawned on me the other day that […]
For Mother’s Day! These would be for Mother’s Day. This is my vision for your life. I never make croissant sandwiches at home. Matter of fact, I’ve never made CROISSANTS at home. Have you? I hear it’s just awful. Not the final product. But the process. Takes like 18 days, and you have to pay […]
Mother’s Day month! Okay, week. Well, it’s this weekend. Still six days away. Whatever. This week I’ve got two (2! TWO.) recipes that I believe would be straight diviiiine for Mother’s Day. Both simple, both lovely, both healthy, both motherly. They’re not motherly. They’re people-y. Well, they’re female-y. Feminine. Girly. Because sprouts. Anyway. Have you […]
I’ve been waiting over 1,814,467 seconds to show you this recipe! Which is really around three weeks, but who’s counting? I call it, the LAZY LADY STRATA. Because: A) Nothing happens overnight. Zero waiting. Zero soaking. It all happens the morning of, and you’ll thank me on your gaping jaw in a minute. B) It’s […]
How annoying am I about to be. I have TROIS BILLION THINGS to show you. But before we go on, I have some good news to share. I got my glasses fixed! And, I’m utterly perplexed at how they managed to make this happen. I go in, I hand my glasses over to the lady, […]
So we started demo last night. And I HAYELPED. (name that 80s commercial.) Aside from the fact that there are only 8 gaping holes in our walls with tree limbs poking through and birds flying in and out, I think we did a fantastic job! And by “we” I mean “totally not we.” I’m also […]
