Cheesy Canapés, Egg Boats and a Rustic Slab Pizza

How annoying am I about to be. I have TROIS BILLION THINGS to show you.

But before we go on, I have some good news to share. I got my glasses fixed! And, I’m utterly perplexed at how they managed to make this happen. I go in, I hand my glasses over to the lady, we exchange the obligatory, “oh don’t look at me I don’t have makeup on oh I don’t either are you kidding me you look gorgeous no YOU look gorgeous you don’t even need makeup plus it’s summer it will just slide right off your head” opening that we women feel we need to do for some weird reason. THEN, she takes my glasses with 35-feet long temples and disappears behind a large brown velvet curtain in the back of the room.

And it’s dead silent. For a good seven minutes. Not a peep. I dunno, shouldn’t sparks fly or something? Explosions sound? Semi-trucks overturn? Bridges collapse? ANYTHING? And then she walks out with my glasses, and they’re perfect.

I mean, the temples are so bent downwards now that they kind of look like they’re owned by a 3rd grader, but whatevs. They don’t fall off my face. VICTORY.

You’re so bored right now.

I will say this though, at one point I snickered to the lady behind the desk, “Pay no attention to the woman behind the curtain.” and she looked at me like she wanted a grenade to explode in my eyeballs.


For the Cheesy Canapés action.

For the Baked Egg Boats that float. They don’t float.

Aaand for the Rustic Savory Slab Pie  for your pie hole.

…see what I did there?

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18 Responses to Cheesy Canapés, Egg Boats and a Rustic Slab Pizza

  1. claire @ the realistic nutritionist June 26, 2012 at 10:45 am #
    I'd marry those cheesy canapes if it wasn't illegal and completely awkward.
  2. Jen @ Savory Simple June 26, 2012 at 11:29 am #
    This post just made me SO hungry.
  3. Averie @ Averie Cooks June 26, 2012 at 12:46 pm #
    Love the rustic look and all this cheese that's going on!
  4. Katie @ Blonde Ambition June 26, 2012 at 1:08 pm #
    All I'm hearing right now is eggs and cheeeeeeese.
  5. Ashley@BakerbyNature June 26, 2012 at 1:57 pm #
    Oh Bev, I've got to stop torturing myself by reading your posts on my lunch break. My dinky little tuna salad sandwich is snickering at me right now... and all I want is that pizza!
  6. Heather June 26, 2012 at 2:28 pm #
    girl, i am so proud of your accent usage :)
    • Bev Weidner June 26, 2012 at 2:48 pm #
      I'M SO GOOD, RIGHT!? ;)
  7. Katrina @ Warm Vanilla Sugar June 26, 2012 at 3:00 pm #
    so fun. i want some of everything!
  8. Rachel @ Baked by Rachel June 26, 2012 at 3:50 pm #
    lol... wizard of oz moment. And pizza. Awesome.
  9. Katie June 26, 2012 at 4:07 pm #
    I just got new glasses, and life has never been so sweet. Also, I would have laughed at your Oz joke. Wait, I did laugh.
  10. JoJo June 26, 2012 at 4:35 pm #
    I don't always wear my glasses, but I need them. I recently had to buy a new one, I'm considering of having a lasik surgery done after the two hard days without them! The egg boat looks very yummy... :P
  11. Nutmeg Nanny June 26, 2012 at 6:33 pm #
    Yeah, I would be all over this. Every single dish looks amazing. Oh I saw a pic of you in your glasses...adorable!
  12. Anna @ Crunchy Creamy Sweet June 26, 2012 at 10:22 pm #
    Love it, love it and love it! Yep, you got me with all three. PS: totally didn't get the oz joke until I saw the comments... ugh... and I live in KS...
  13. Chung-Ah | Damn Delicious June 27, 2012 at 12:09 am #
    I know that the baked egg boats are for two but I think I could eat both of them myself! :)
  14. Ali @ Gimme Some Oven June 27, 2012 at 7:35 am #
    These all look amaaaaaaazing. Girl, you are so creative!!!!!
  15. Lisa | With Style and Grace June 28, 2012 at 7:04 pm #
    oh hello, I would like one of each please!
  16. Natalie @ Cooking for My Kids June 30, 2012 at 7:33 pm #
    I so need those egg boats in my life tomorrow morning. Could you just run over from Kansas and make them for us? Please and thank you.
  17. Ema Fox October 20, 2015 at 4:32 am #
    Looks healthy for breakfast! Excellent

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