Face plant right into that? Don’t mind if I do. Let’s be honest, when was the last time you thought about a meatloaf? Yeah, forever never ago, so I’m bringing sexy back. Because look at that, we’re baking it in a zingy crushed tomato sauce and wait, are you batting your eyes already? Knew it. […]
See this is why I can’t watch sports. Mainly because 97% of the time, I have zero idea who’s on first and what’s on second and what match is this and why are they wearing fanny packs on their butts and where can I get one? But mostly, because WHEN I watch, the team loses. […]
I feel like I need to just apologize now. Because. This. Is. Everything. And your Thanksgiving table won’t even see it coming. Poor thing. And it’s only four ingredients! FOUR INGREDIENTS. Did I mention it’s only four ingredients? So this is the thing. I wanted to twist up the classic sweet potato casserole and savorify […]
ONE bowl. ONE pot. ONE eternal flame. (like, in your heart. not in the oven. because that would be dangerous.) That’s the situation at hand here. Thing is, when I say “easiest ever” I don’t necessarily mean ingredient-wise. Because I’m sure you’re going to glance down at the recipe and be all, “That is not […]
FRANCH FRAHS. First of all, my white balance is beyond horrible in this post, but I just don’t rightly care because we leave for our 10-year anniv/Easter vacay early Wednesday morning! You know how it goes. Vacay brain = awful blue hues in photos = we don’t care none = still a good person. So […]
I keep almost typing Oprah. Baked Oprah. These look crazy, I know I know I know. BUT (!!!) you’re going to freak out. This is quite possibly the easiest, most face-punchingly delicious way to eat okra ON THE PLAAANNNEETTTTTT. (said like baked Oprah) They’re baked! Aaaaand wait for it – not slimy. Not one bit. […]
As in CORNBREAD cornbread. Moist (sorry) yet crumbly (sorry.) Dense (sorry?) yet light (not sorry?) Spicy (no need to be sorry) yet sweet (nowhere near sorry.) Are you already worn out? Sorry. Remember the game Sorry? Me, too. That’s all I had to say. Anytime I say the word sorry I say it like Gilly […]
It’s not too soon after Thanksgiving to eat tortillas, is it? NEVAAAAAAAH. I seriously couldn’t live without tortillas. I’m pretty sure that instead of blood coursing through my veins, there are tiny chunks of tortilla just swimming and floating around. That was disgusting. I posted these taquitos on Tablespoon a while back, on National Clean […]
I think we need to get smothered on this here Good Frideeeee. It’s hard to see with the naked eye, but this is actually super duper crazy freaky healthy! Okay, minus the 45 pounds of cheese dip on top, and the enormous tortilla the size of a rhinoceros torso. But underneath that crispy, golden-brown carbo-mama […]
Where there’s a shell, there’s a sway. You know like, once you realize there are shells involved in mouthal consumption activity, you sway that way? Like, towards the shells and away from say, regular pasta or a sandwich? You sway towards the shells? The shells in which you sway towards? The shell swaying? Oh! Let’s […]
