I assume because I added pineapple it makes these Hawaiian. (?) But look at that bacon! and MELTED SWISS. I think technically, if a sandwich has pineapple, cheese, and something teriyaki-y in it, it’s Hawaiian. And your entire upper torso. But don’t try to double check that last part because I heard the Internet is […]
This is your second chance in life. And it involves carbs and bacon. And brussels sprouts, which is green, so it’s basically a salad. Meals like this govern my life. Approachable enough for a weeknight, but disguised as a pretentious, laborious weekend undertaking that makes you stabby. It’s quite simple really! And you can juggle […]
Broccoli NOODLES. Have you ever heard of such a thing!? No. No, you haven’t. My life has been forever changed with this brilliant invention. It’s called the Inspiralizer, and it turns baaaasically everything into NOODLES. NOODLES! I feel an all caps moment is appropriate here. My awesome friend Ali Maffucci discovered this lil’ machine only […]
Okay so, what’s the difference between a chowder and a soup? No, no. I’m actually asking. My fingers are too lazy to ask Dr. Google, so I’m asking you. I’m calling this a chowder since it has corn in it. And cream and potatoes. Okay I just looked it up. I’m basically right! Chowders are […]
It’s not too soon after Thanksgiving to eat tortillas, is it? NEVAAAAAAAH. I seriously couldn’t live without tortillas. I’m pretty sure that instead of blood coursing through my veins, there are tiny chunks of tortilla just swimming and floating around. That was disgusting. I posted these taquitos on Tablespoon a while back, on National Clean […]
One last Thanksgiving recipe for ya! I act like I’ve been posting all these festive recipes lately, when in fact, I’ve only posted one, the Bacon-Wrapped Stuffing Bites. Which are insane. And I hope you try them tomorrow or next week or now. But these ROLLS. Oh gosh. Just imagine your appetizer table with these […]
Gah! Sorry I’ve been so MIA. Between my own doctor, the vet and outside deadlines before le bebes arrives, it’s straight up whack-a-doodleville over here. But I’m showing you bacon today, so that makes up for it, right? . . . R . . . right? But first, the deal with my dog: Charlie girl. […]
Have I ever told you about how I can hear the marching band practicing every early fall morning at the high school down the street? And how it reminds me of when I went to high school twent-ahemalsjdfls years ago? Even though I didn’t play in the band? Have I ever told you about that? […]
This is a non-recipe recipe. A double negative. A loop hole in the system. A promise of a new day. BUT FIRST: omg. I feel the babies. And it’s weiiiiiiiiird. It feels like a psychedelic butterfly parade with bubble machines and face painters and mimers with tissue paper feather hands. Every time I feel it […]
“Oh, PFLAG. I’m beginning to like the sound of that.” Name that movie. Every time I look at this pizza I think of that quote. And of course it’s then followed by the utter embarrassment of what I’ve actually done here. I mean WHUT is this? I’ll tell you what it is, cheelah face. It’s […]
