Well blaze of glory I’m posting food. I’ve got one baby in a body sling and the other hanging from the ceiling fan blades. I’m doing A’IGHT. So check this out. I actually cooked three nights in a row! THREE. 3! TOIS. I have no idea how and I’m pretty sure a pacifier or 40 […]
It was January 6th, the coldest day ever. Ever in the history of the world and ever loving everness. I was 37 weeks and one day pregnant with a boy and a girl (ninja?) inside my cranktankerous belly. I was swollen. I was crampy. I was contractiony. I was anti-bacterial-y. I had makeup on! But […]
SHA-CAW-LAAAAAAAAWT. (Mom, that’s chocolate. I’m just 11 days postpartum and don’t know my face from my ankles. Which aren’t swollen anymore! BAM.) Welcome to the fourth and final installment of the Hershey’s Spreadable Chocolate Series! Not sure if you heard the word (which was never bird), but Hershey’s released a new line of Spreadable Chocolate […]
CHAWK-EEE-LAWWWT. (Mom, that was “chocolate.” I’m just saying it all hicky and sounding like a total boob in the process.) Welcome to installation part TROIS of the new Hershey’s Spreadable Chocolate Series! Not sure if you heard the word (nope, not bird), but Hershey’s recently released a new line of Spreadable Chocolate, and it has […]
It makes me crazy. Absolutely crazy. We are TWO DAYS away from 2014 and I feel like just twenty minutes ago I was falling asleep at 10:30pm- I MEAN cheersing at the turn of 2013 with bubbling champagne in hand and big dreams for the new year. And here we are. I’ve got swollen logs […]
Sho-Ko-LAAAAAT. (Mom, that was “chocolate.” I’m just saying it all Frenchy and sounding like a troll in the process.) Welcome to installation part deux of the new Hershey’s Spreadable Chocolate Series! If you hadn’t yet heard the word (which is still not bird), Hershey’s released a new line of spreadable chocolates, and I highly advise […]
I decided to get all James Bond on ya and slide one last craft post in before Christmas break. I have no idea what this has to do with you, Mr. Bond, 007 sir, and I’m sorry for dragging you into it. Okay so homemade candles. Have you ever done this before? This was my […]
Three different foods in one post. Gah, how obnoxious is this? Thing is, I’m SO SO behind on showing you the stuff I’ve been making for Tablespoon, and we’re almost into 2014 (WHAT). So in an effort to keep my stress at bay and contractions not cray, I’m gonna do a little food post dump […]
It’s the FIEEENNAAAAL COUNTDOOOOWWWWNNNNAAAAHH. Can you believe we’re at 34 weeks and one day. How? HOW? Which coincidentally rhymes with cow. COW. Funny how that works. At this point in the game, there’s just not that much to say. Ohhhh don’t get too excited. I still plan on draping you with mental armpit fart […]
This is a sponsored post by Hillshire Farm sausage. But I mean, are you surprised? You know how I love the sausage. You know what, I should just start over. Also, I’m having babies in like five minutes. Can you believe this? It’s starting to freak my face off. It’s not that I have a […]
