So, I’m seven weeks and one day into this whole being a mom thing, and I kind of can’t believe someone hasn’t yet locked me up and swallowed the key. I have to say, we’ve definitely found our rhythm. I have my weekday rhythm. We have our weekend rhythm. And Charlie is clearly content with […]
Remember when you used to pronounce penne as penny? Oh that wasn’t you? It was only me? Oh. But remember when you thought it was actually pronounced pen? . . . Wait, not you? Just me? Again? Oh. Well did you know that in actuality it’s pronounced pennUHHOOTENANY? I’m just kidding it’s not. I’m just […]
Okay so, what’s the difference between a chowder and a soup? No, no. I’m actually asking. My fingers are too lazy to ask Dr. Google, so I’m asking you. I’m calling this a chowder since it has corn in it. And cream and potatoes. Okay I just looked it up. I’m basically right! Chowders are […]
Balemtime’s Bay! Yeah, I’m that obnoxious d-bucket who says Balemtime instead of Valentine. I know. I’m actually getting mad just typing it out. What’s even worse is if you heard me say it. It’s not a regular voice. Oh gosh no. It’s a high-pitched squeak that sounds somewhere between a dolphin and a drunk muppet. […]
So have you heard about this one-pan pasta craze? This one-pan pasta cray cray craze? WHY did I just do that. I’ve been doing so well. I first saw it on one of Martha’s 15 billion cooking shows. Then after that I started seeing it on 17 trillion blogs. Then after that I started […]
It snowed in Kansas City! It always snows here, so I have no idea why I just got so enthusiastic. Let me start over. We had our first snow day with the babes! Actually, they were born on a snowy day, so never mind. Let me try again. I never got out of my robe […]
How gross is it that I want to serenade this pizza? A little Bryan Adams? A little “Everything I Do, I Do It For You?” A little shoulder sway? A little lip licking? A little too far? I seriously remember when that song came out in 1991. Best moment of my life. I was maj […]
Well blaze of glory I’m posting food. I’ve got one baby in a body sling and the other hanging from the ceiling fan blades. I’m doing A’IGHT. So check this out. I actually cooked three nights in a row! THREE. 3! TOIS. I have no idea how and I’m pretty sure a pacifier or 40 […]
It was January 6th, the coldest day ever. Ever in the history of the world and ever loving everness. I was 37 weeks and one day pregnant with a boy and a girl (ninja?) inside my cranktankerous belly. I was swollen. I was crampy. I was contractiony. I was anti-bacterial-y. I had makeup on! But […]
SHA-CAW-LAAAAAAAAWT. (Mom, that’s chocolate. I’m just 11 days postpartum and don’t know my face from my ankles. Which aren’t swollen anymore! BAM.) Welcome to the fourth and final installment of the Hershey’s Spreadable Chocolate Series! Not sure if you heard the word (which was never bird), but Hershey’s released a new line of Spreadable Chocolate […]
