FRRRRRRRRRRRRR! You’re like, “She didn’t even finish that non word.” Guys lately I can’t tell the difference between mosquitoes and eye floaters. And I look insane in public. You know what I mean, those little eye floater thingies? It’s that tiny traveling speck of fuzz that you THINK you see and you try to focus […]
Also known as: it’s the end of summer and you’ve got a whole bumper crop of tomatoes so here. This is a two-parter. I think I might have a thing about two-parters. Mainly because I like saying two-parters. But we must discuss! Because first, we have the tomato sauce. It’s raw, y’all. Oh wait, I […]
You’ve been craving lettuce wraps lately, haven’t you? I knew it! But not anything boring, noooo. You want something with a lot of crunch, a hint of sweet, a bit of zing and a kiss of tang. And then we should talk about these lettuce wraps. (BA DOMP.) I’ve been dying to show you these […]
FRRRRRRRguesswhat. It’s my birthday! You’re like, “Well crap, now I’m obligated to read the rest of this post.” DANCE, PUPPETS, DANCE. But you’ll like this. The other day the kids were (sort of) decorating these shoe boxes that they’re taking to school today that will act as their “Reading Treasure Boxes” for the rest of […]
Didn’t you know that sheet pan nachos are your new life? They are. These are. This pan is. That up there is. However, let’s call these SUNDAY NACHOS. Because you know how so often I’m like, “It’s so quick blah blah! It’s so weeknight yadda yadda! Comes together in a flash la dee da!” These […]
Yeah, this is me begging. Straight up P L E A D I N G. Because I’m going to attempt to get you to want to make this wildly simple and ludicrously delicious skillet tomato pie, via the words and photographs in this blog post. But I feel like there’s no real ACTUAL WAY for […]
FAAAAAAAARAAAAAADAAAAAAAAH. I need help! You’re like, “how about let me wake up first.” You know I’m a Kindergarten mom newbie. A mewbie. A mombie. Nope. Give me some snack ideas to send with the kids to school everyday! I know you vet moms are LOCKED AND LOADED with tricks and you better spill it. They’re […]
Yeah it’s healthy, so you’re going to be like, “WAAAAAH.” I know how you people are. Duncha worry, skillet tomato pie is next week, so you don’t have to delete me from your life! But this? THIS should be on your weekly meal mental lazy Susan because it’s not only amazing for you, but really […]
So loaded! Loaded so good. Telling you right now, the only leg work with this salad o’ bulk is the prep work. And if you’re not arranging little bowls on a table, styling them and photographing them, about a year and a half less. Ha! Oh. Did you leave me? I made this salad for […]
FREEBIE FROOBIE FRIBAY. . . . day. I meant day. What’s the deal with the purple shirt on the lady woman emoji? Why purple? No one likes purple. Unless it’s a lavender shade, but it’s not. It’s a bright b-hole purple. And it’s supposed to represent human fashion choices?! Think again, Chachi. Why can’t we […]
