Superbowl Food Roundup!

(Originally posted two Superbowls ago. Whenever that was. Like two years ago. Okay bye.)

Let’s get ready to RUMBLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

That’s not it at all, is it?

It’s a ping pong tournament on Sunday, right?

Shuffleboard?

Moonwalking whilst covered in tar and feathers and reciting Emily Dickinson with a cake on your head competition?

Who cares. We get to eat.

I know by now you prally have your spready all ready, but jerrrrst in cerrrrrse you’re missing anything on the table, here are a few idears to get that noggin oiled and slick!

I’m so sorry I just said that.

1) Buffalo Chicken Quesadillas: because it’s clearly a “duh” situation.

2) Buffalo Cauliflower with a Yogurt Dipping Sauce: in case you’re sick of the bok bok boook.

3) Buffalo Chicken Pull-Apart Bread: hold me?

4) Shrimp Pad Thai Cups: because hearing “awwww!” is always satisfying.

5) Open-Faced Thai Peanut Chicken Sub Sandwiches: why isn’t everyday game day?

6) Slow Cooker Chicken Nachos: – because SLOW COOKER CHICKEN NACHOS.

7) BBQ Chicken Tostadas: in case bbq is more your game. Get it? Game? Sorry.

8) Black Bean, Spinach and Guacamole Tostadas: these are ridiculously easy and stupid good.

9) Homemade Pub-Style Beef Burgers: ’nuff said.

10) Italian Sausage and Pepperoni Stromboli: imagine this, cut ’em up in small slices and put them on a tray! And then invite me over.

11) Creamy BBQ Chicken Pizza: Just ridiculous.

12) Sausage Cheese Dip: remember when you were holding me earlier? Yeah, you’re gonna need to do that again.

13) Fried Shrimp and Pork Dumplings: gotta have something fried or game day is A TOTAL LIE.

14) Chocolate Coconut Oatmeal Clusters: because this is the only dessert I could find on my blog, ahahah! Oh.

So it’s a fingernail painting whilst balancing snowballs on a cane in pink tutus competition, right?